What if FNaF Had Facebook?

By Nellie_Cake25

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(Inspired by the story "What if FairyTail had Facebook?") Kevin Rodney, on a typical night watching over Fazb... More

Chapter 1: Welcome To Facebook and Dragon City
Chapter 2: Fat Kids are Crybaby Bullies
Chapter 3: Even More Dragon City and Welcome To Facebook
Chapter 4: Relationships Are Like Fat People
Chapter 5: Hump Day and Jump Scares Don't Combine
Chapter 6: Bonnie Bunny Grammar Errors and Spooge
Chapter 7: Random Fandom Things Chica Can't Fathom
Chapter 8: How To Go Viral in Ten Seconds Flat
Bonus Chapter: How Long Would it take to irritate Freddy?
Chapter 9: If Dragons Are Real, I'd Beat Up Fox McCloud
Chapter 10: Welcome To Facebook and Lots of Dragons Cities
Chapter 11: Why do you always hack our Facebooks Golden Freddy?!
Chapter 12: Didn't I say Relationships are like Fat People?
Chapter 13: What the Freddy's Facebook and Agar.io
Chapter 14: That Apocalypse Dragon Has Got To Go!!!
Bonus Chapter: Weenie Hut Jr's is the Best Damn Place in America
Bonus Chapter: The Many OCs Visit FNaF and Squid's House
Chapter 15: What The Facebook's and Who Wants a Muffin?
Chapter 16: Security Guards and Ice Creams Galore
Bonus Chapter: The Spontaneous Combustion of the Birthday Girl
Chapter 17: FuckFreddy Fagbear vs. The Memes
Chapter Android 18: In the World of Shiitake High School...
Chapter 19: Starbucks and Hot Cheetos?! NO!!!
The LOL Chapters: Bonnie the Papyrus and the Delay on Undertale
Chapter Dr. Gero: There's No Bus Stop on the Hamburger Train!
Chapter 9+10: Don't Laugh! Laugh And Moffat Wins! Part I
Chapter 9+10: Don't Laugh! Laugh And Moffat Wins! Part II
Bonus Ducks: The Valentines Scrublords
Chapter 22: The Leaked Cards Against Humanity Game!
Chapter 23: Anxiety Memes are the best and worst things on the Internet
Bonus Chapter: I Stalk You All In the Comments Section
ANOTHER FRICKIN NOTE!!!
Chapter... 24: Back At It Again With the Red Guitar
GUys GUYS!!!
The History of FNaF
Chapter 26: The Stupid Argument That Started World War III on Facebook
Chapter 28: Mario and uhh... Zero Suit... sh*t
Bonus Chapter: FNaF 1 Plays Clue
Bonus Chapter: How the Animatronics Fucked Up Christmas
Chapter 29: I Murder People; So What?
An Important PSA
Oh goodness

Angsty Teen 27: Circus Baby the Eggs Benedict

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By Nellie_Cake25

LOL Hiatus is killing me, and because of a certain meme, my love for FNaF returned XD

Sorry about that.

Now, onto the ANGSTY TEEN. I said ANSTY TEEN! Oh for the love of CASUAL BONGOS! You know what? EXOTIC BUTTERS. What the? Keypad you EGGS BENEDICT!!! uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!

Onto the ANGSTY TEEN then. -_- I give up.

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Circus Baby
A little birdie told me to sign up for this website.

👍 Freddy Fazbear and whitewolfdelay like this ✉️ 8 comments

Freddy Fazbear Welcome!

Springtrap Purple Guy WTF!

Foxy Pirate Fox WTF!

Circus Baby Give it up. You're not gonna fool anyone.

Marionette Puppeteer TOLD YOU!

Whitewolfdelay WAIFU!!!!!

Circus Baby Get him out of here for once.

Circus Baby Seriously though, you're not fooling anyone with your WTF's, Foxy, Springtrap.

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Ballora Ballerina
WTF, Baby! :D

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Circus Baby WHAT THE HELL!

Ballora Ballerina I'm sorry. I was just welcoming you.

Circus Baby ಠ_ಠ

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Freddy Fazbear > Funtime Freddy Fazbear
Ew drags.

👍 Foxy Pirate Fox, Toy Freddy Fazbear, Golden Freddy Fazbear, and Mangle Broken Fox like this ✉️ 7 comments

Golden Freddy Fazbear It's not like we needed ANOTHER FREDDY!

Foxy Pirate Fox Why did they make me look fookin ugleh!

Mangle Broken Fox Are they trying to sexualize me?!

Mangle Broken Fox ... Foxy what the hell?

Funtime Freddy Fazbear Ew, straights.

Toy Chica Chicken OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

Balloon Boy Y'all got roasted!

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Eggs Benedict
Never let a computer autocorrect your name for Facebook

👍 Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Fritz Smith, and Kevin Rodney like this ✉️ 14 comments

Mike Schmidt Welcome my brother

Jeremy Fitzgerald Eggs. XD

Eggs Benedict THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Now I'm stuck with this name for the rest of eternity.

Kevin Rodney Beware of the animatronics though.

Eggs Benedict They transferred some of the warehouse animatronics for Fazbear's Fright, I guess?

Mike Schmidt Yea they did. More shits to deal with.

Fritz Smith Do what I do and drink your problem away.

Eggs Benedict Nah. I'd rather watch my show instead.

Jeremy Fitzgerald TWILIGHT?!

Eggs Benedict Ew no.

Jeremy Fitzgerald :'(

Fritz Smith THE FUCKIN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Mike Schmidt I forgot to tell you, these animatronics use Facebook too.

Eggs Benedict :|

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Ballora Ballerina
And there was this one time where I set fire to a fat kid because he wanted to molest Circus Baby. Although we got shut down, it was totally worth it.

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Freddy Fazbear Foxy stole Fat Kid Arnold's booty.

Foxy Pirate Fox Best display I ever own.

Ballora Ballerina You should see the collection of people's intestines I have.

Foxy Pirate Fox Man, she's not even bad at all.

Chica Chicken NEW NIGHT GUARD!!!

Toy Bonnie Bunny *breaks the wall* WHERE?!

Balloon Boy I wanna steal his batteries!

Circus Baby son of a bitch, it's Eggs Benedict.

Toy Chica Chicken You know him?

Circus Baby Well yeah. He loves listening to Casual Bongos.

Golden Freddy Fazbear WTF who listens to that nowadays?!

Circus Baby Eggs Benedict.

Ballora Ballerina I love cheap thrills :D

Toy Bonnie Bunny I don't think we're gonna get along Ballora.

Ballora Ballerina What? Why?

Toy Bonnie Bunny I hate Sia.

Ballora Ballerina I'm not talking about the shitty song. I'm talking about cheap thrills in general.

Toy Bonnie Bunny Oh. :|

Circus Baby Oh man. I love that song.

Toy Chica Chicken Damn. I even got to know Sia. :(

Marionette Puppeteer Enough about the song! How are we gonna prank the night guards?

Balloon Boy By raiding walmart?

Golden Freddy Fazbear We already spent one night at five Walmarts. We don't want to spend five nights at 25 walmarts anytime soon.

Balloon Boy How about we do exactly that?

Marionette Puppeteer No.

Golden Freddy Fazbear No.

Ballora Ballerina How about we spill five gallons of coffee on every control panel visible?

Circus Baby No.

Ballora Ballerina How do you think that damn bot got to call him Eggs Benedict?

Circus Baby In that case, count me in.

Freddy Fazbear I have a good idea to go along with that coffee.

Foxy Pirate Fox I swear if it's your ugly version of a striptease, no!

Freddy Fazbear Nope. Even better.

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Kevin Rodney
THE OFFICE IS COVERED IN EGGS!!!

👍 Kevin's lovely mom like this ✉️ 11 comments

Mike Schmidt Wow. The animatronics are targeting someone else for once.

Fritz Smith I thought it was my drinking problem, but I was wrong.

Eggs Benedict ...

Kevin Rodney XD

Jeremy Fitzgerald Wow. The animatronics like the new guard, I guess.

Eggs Benedict WHY ME?!

Mike Schmidt Well, you are Eggs.

Eggs Benedict Wow. #triggered

Kevin Rodney Well at least the cameras are working.

Kevin Rodney Just kidding. THE TABLET AND STUFF DOESN'T WORK!!!

Eggs Benedict Oh snap!

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Circus Baby
I didn't expect that to work out.

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Whitewolfdelay WAIFU!!!

Circus Baby Someone scoop him.

Freddy Fazbear Someone stuff him in a suit.

Foxy Pirate Fox I haven't worn pants this good in years!

Ballora Ballerina Neither have I.

Balloon Boy I also have them batteries.

Circus Baby I hate to ask, but what do you use the batteries for?

Marionette Puppeteer ...

Golden Freddy I forgot to say. Rule 34 of the Fazbear Handbook is to never give Balloon Boy batteries.

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