LOL Hiatus is killing me, and because of a certain meme, my love for FNaF returned XD
Sorry about that.
Now, onto the ANGSTY TEEN. I said ANSTY TEEN! Oh for the love of CASUAL BONGOS! You know what? EXOTIC BUTTERS. What the? Keypad you EGGS BENEDICT!!! uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!
Onto the ANGSTY TEEN then. -_- I give up.
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Circus Baby
A little birdie told me to sign up for this website.
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Freddy Fazbear Welcome!
Springtrap Purple Guy WTF!
Foxy Pirate Fox WTF!
Circus Baby Give it up. You're not gonna fool anyone.
Marionette Puppeteer TOLD YOU!
Whitewolfdelay WAIFU!!!!!
Circus Baby Get him out of here for once.
Circus Baby Seriously though, you're not fooling anyone with your WTF's, Foxy, Springtrap.
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Ballora Ballerina
WTF, Baby! :D
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Circus Baby WHAT THE HELL!
Ballora Ballerina I'm sorry. I was just welcoming you.
Circus Baby ಠ_ಠ
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Freddy Fazbear > Funtime Freddy Fazbear
Ew drags.
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Golden Freddy Fazbear It's not like we needed ANOTHER FREDDY!
Foxy Pirate Fox Why did they make me look fookin ugleh!
Mangle Broken Fox Are they trying to sexualize me?!
Mangle Broken Fox ... Foxy what the hell?
Funtime Freddy Fazbear Ew, straights.
Toy Chica Chicken OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
Balloon Boy Y'all got roasted!
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Eggs Benedict
Never let a computer autocorrect your name for Facebook
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Mike Schmidt Welcome my brother
Jeremy Fitzgerald Eggs. XD
Eggs Benedict THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Now I'm stuck with this name for the rest of eternity.
Kevin Rodney Beware of the animatronics though.
Eggs Benedict They transferred some of the warehouse animatronics for Fazbear's Fright, I guess?
Mike Schmidt Yea they did. More shits to deal with.
Fritz Smith Do what I do and drink your problem away.
Eggs Benedict Nah. I'd rather watch my show instead.
Jeremy Fitzgerald TWILIGHT?!
Eggs Benedict Ew no.
Jeremy Fitzgerald :'(
Fritz Smith THE FUCKIN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Mike Schmidt I forgot to tell you, these animatronics use Facebook too.
Eggs Benedict :|
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Ballora Ballerina
And there was this one time where I set fire to a fat kid because he wanted to molest Circus Baby. Although we got shut down, it was totally worth it.
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Freddy Fazbear Foxy stole Fat Kid Arnold's booty.
Foxy Pirate Fox Best display I ever own.
Ballora Ballerina You should see the collection of people's intestines I have.
Foxy Pirate Fox Man, she's not even bad at all.
Chica Chicken NEW NIGHT GUARD!!!
Toy Bonnie Bunny *breaks the wall* WHERE?!
Balloon Boy I wanna steal his batteries!
Circus Baby son of a bitch, it's Eggs Benedict.
Toy Chica Chicken You know him?
Circus Baby Well yeah. He loves listening to Casual Bongos.
Golden Freddy Fazbear WTF who listens to that nowadays?!
Circus Baby Eggs Benedict.
Ballora Ballerina I love cheap thrills :D
Toy Bonnie Bunny I don't think we're gonna get along Ballora.
Ballora Ballerina What? Why?
Toy Bonnie Bunny I hate Sia.
Ballora Ballerina I'm not talking about the shitty song. I'm talking about cheap thrills in general.
Toy Bonnie Bunny Oh. :|
Circus Baby Oh man. I love that song.
Toy Chica Chicken Damn. I even got to know Sia. :(
Marionette Puppeteer Enough about the song! How are we gonna prank the night guards?
Balloon Boy By raiding walmart?
Golden Freddy Fazbear We already spent one night at five Walmarts. We don't want to spend five nights at 25 walmarts anytime soon.
Balloon Boy How about we do exactly that?
Marionette Puppeteer No.
Golden Freddy Fazbear No.
Ballora Ballerina How about we spill five gallons of coffee on every control panel visible?
Circus Baby No.
Ballora Ballerina How do you think that damn bot got to call him Eggs Benedict?
Circus Baby In that case, count me in.
Freddy Fazbear I have a good idea to go along with that coffee.
Foxy Pirate Fox I swear if it's your ugly version of a striptease, no!
Freddy Fazbear Nope. Even better.
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Kevin Rodney
THE OFFICE IS COVERED IN EGGS!!!
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Mike Schmidt Wow. The animatronics are targeting someone else for once.
Fritz Smith I thought it was my drinking problem, but I was wrong.
Eggs Benedict ...
Kevin Rodney XD
Jeremy Fitzgerald Wow. The animatronics like the new guard, I guess.
Eggs Benedict WHY ME?!
Mike Schmidt Well, you are Eggs.
Eggs Benedict Wow. #triggered
Kevin Rodney Well at least the cameras are working.
Kevin Rodney Just kidding. THE TABLET AND STUFF DOESN'T WORK!!!
Eggs Benedict Oh snap!
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Circus Baby
I didn't expect that to work out.
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Whitewolfdelay WAIFU!!!
Circus Baby Someone scoop him.
Freddy Fazbear Someone stuff him in a suit.
Foxy Pirate Fox I haven't worn pants this good in years!
Ballora Ballerina Neither have I.
Balloon Boy I also have them batteries.
Circus Baby I hate to ask, but what do you use the batteries for?
Marionette Puppeteer ...
Golden Freddy I forgot to say. Rule 34 of the Fazbear Handbook is to never give Balloon Boy batteries.