you sighed as you looked at the clock.
you told yourself you were going to go to sleep early but life decides to step in saying "aheh you trick ass bitch you thought didn't you?"
so here you are laying beside a stripper named jimin.
"yo, so you're just gonna pay me for laying here with you? wtf is your life?"
you whip your head around so fast it falls off, "if i had wanted questions and answers about life i would've asked my boy namjoon over some inspirational tea you wanna be yoongi's dick eater!2!4!5!5!!6"
he stomps on you head which had previously landed on the floor, "bitch i already do tf?????"
#yoonminconfirmed
[+] because i said i was going to sleep hours ago