THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SO...

By Teck-Swaybien

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Three friends travel to a temple to ask Buddha for more wealth, love and good fortune. Featured humor story... More

INTRODUCTION
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART I
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART II
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART III
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART IV
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART I
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART II
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART III
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART IV
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART I
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART II
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART III
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART IV
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART V
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART I
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART II
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART III
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART IV
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART V
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART I
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART II
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART III
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART IV
TRAUMA OF THE HATE-LIKE - PART I
TRAUMA OF THE HATE-LIKE - PART II
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART I
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART II
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART III
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART IV
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART I
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART II
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART III
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART IV
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART V
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART VI
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART VII
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART VIII
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART IX
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART I
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART II
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART III
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART IV
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART I
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART II
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART III
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART IV
DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART I
DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART III
DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART IV
SFTC - PART I
SFTC - PART II
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART I
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART II
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART III
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART IV
UNFORTUNATELY, DEATH - PART I
UNFORTUNATELY, DEATH - PART II
UNFORTUNATELY, DEATH - PART III
POSTSCRIPT
CHARACTER REFERENCE

DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART II

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By Teck-Swaybien

In between the high of Wednesday night and the high of early Saturday morning, Bingbing had determined in her mind that the weekend would be a paradigm-changing sorority-type escapade featuring co-founding member Lady Zhao, and honorary associate Ander; already, she had appointed Lady Zhao future maid of honor at a future theoretical wedding, already hearing ringing in her mind, for example, the question at a gift shower: "So how did you two meet?" in reference to her and her idealized fiancé. Bingbing would respond, "Well, on this wonderful and enlightening trip I went on with devoted friend here Zhao Lei, we prayed for a perfect match for me, and a week later, I ran into him at a play date!"

So when Bingbing prodded at Lady Zhao with musings concerning the self-involved fantasies they were here to make real, such as, "I wonder how long between praying for the love of my life and meeting him will be?" disturbing the silences, wanting to drum up anticipation and suspense for the next day, and when Lady Zhao batted them away in order, really, to save Bingbing from the magnitude-eleven lash-out she could feel tensing in her throat, Bingbing began to cry. And when neither Lady Zhao nor Ander could bring themselves to turn or lift their heads in sympathy, when looks of pity and disgust came shooting across the table from a spindly old man, Bingbing got internally furious and shut down, pledging to punish her companions with silence. It would last as long as – well she wasn't sure how the strategy ended exactly, except that it existed.

Only after the group had reached their three-to-a-room accommodation for the night (in an apartment a street hawker ran, with bathroom and kitchen facilities shared with other guests – the owners themselves lived across the street in another building) did Bingbing realize Lady Zhao might have preferred the quiet, and so was willing to break the embargo. Additionally, it now became important to let the others know, having neglected to do so during the room selection phase, that she needed to sleep with the light on in places she wasn't used to.

The light was the worse kind conceivable for the circumstance – a bright white fluorescent tube on the ceiling. Lady Zhao tried to endure it to start with, but since Bingbing fell asleep (and was snoring) within ten minutes, Lady Zhao went to switch off the light. Some time later, she awoke to Bingbing shrieking and scrambling for the switch. The light went back on, and Bingbing thankfully went back to sleep.


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