This man wait until the performance had started to open his chips and soda cans. He recited the entire play, but he would jump ahead of the actors spoiling the ending. UGHHH!!
If murder be not swift,
As a bird in flight,
I know not,
What murder is.
Lest, mayhap,
The bird be ruddy and old,
Slow nay Sluggish,
Then may his death be swift.
Or,
Dare I say,
Ne'er come at all,
So that it may be drawn out,
And anguishing.