Mortal Kombat funny jokes

By samtatoe55

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I find funny or random jokes and write it down for you guys to read. More

Raiden visits the dentist
Scorpian says about a brokenheart
Why is Rain's name Rain
My joke about Rain
Uncle Scorps is the best teacher
Trying to scare Kenshi
Sindel
What does Sindel use to read?
Kung lou pun
Thunder God
D'vorah's joke about Reptile
Thats so raven
Sub Zero teaching pun
Perfect picture
D'vorah telling Kenshi puns

Yo mama

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By samtatoe55

Yo mama is so ...................... UGLY!

When she played Mortal Kombat Scorpion said "stay over here".








Lol too old I know

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