taehyung :
hey squishy
sandara :
ohmygod
there's no end to the pet names
taehyung :
listen!
sandara :
wat
taehyung :
knock knock
sandara :
no
taehyung :
pleeeeeeease!!!!
sandara :
im allergic to puns
taehyung :
well im allergic to your sass
sandara :
oh well, looks like we were never meant to be~~
goodbye kim taehyung. it was nice knowing you
taehyung :
SANDARA!!!!
sandara :
WAT!
taehyung :
LISTEN!
sandara :
NO!
taehyung :
PLEASE!
sandara :
NO!
taehyung :
PLEEEEEEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
sandara :
UGH!
FINE!
taehyung :
thank you ^^ ~
knock knock
sandara :
i hate you
taehyung :
that's not how it goes —_—
sandara :
i don't care how it goes. all i know is that ill throw myself out the window if this goes on
taehyung :
Babe~!
sandara :
ew
taehyung :
knock knock
she sighs
sandara :
who's there
he bites his lip
taehyung :
dishes
sandara :
dishes who?
taehyung :
DISHES a very bad joke!
A chuckle escapes her once locked lips and now she's smiling. holding her face in her hand
sandara :
....tae?
taehyung :
yez
sandara :
can i punch you square in the face?
taehyung :
aw come on! that was a good one!
sandara :
no it wasn't!
taehyung :
i know you where laughing or a were a little
sandara :
you creep
taehyung :
HA you were laughing!
sandara :
no, i threw myself out the window
taehyung :
no you didn't
sandara :
im inviting you to my funeral because i threw myself out the window
taehyung :
sure.
at least i'll be able to put the FUN in FUNeral for ya ; )
sandara :
i will literally just jump through this phone and out your phone to slap some sense into you
taehyung :
i think thats a GRAPE idea. we'll get to spend some kuala + tea time.
if you know what i mean ; )
sandara :
first of all STOP WITH THE WINKY FACE THATS EW
second of all if i get another crapy pun or joke or WHATEVER thrown my way
i will block you
taehyung :
you wouldn't dare
sandara :
try me bitch
the both of them start laughing
taehyung :
i know you wont
sandara :
and why is that?
taehyung :
because im your bae
sandara :
and who said that
taehyung :
i did. i am your bae and you are my baby
sandara :
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
daddy
taehyung :
wat?! no! not like that you kinki lil shit!
sandara :
oh look who's annoyed now ha!
taehyung :
shut up sandara
sandara :
but daddy~~ i thought i was your baby
taehyung :
...
knock knock
sandara :
...
taehyung :
...
sandara :
you know what
im done
im just gunna block you
taehyung :
no!
sandara :
and sell that pendant
taehyung :
NO!
sandara :
*blocking you
taehyung :
im sorry! I wont do it again i promise
buttercup i love you!
sandara :
fine
...i love you too ass hole