Johnny was a normal asshole. He owned a large corporation, which printed billions of rubber bands each day. Originally, his father and his uncle ran the business. They called it, Rubber Brothas. Johnny had changed the name to Rubber Brothers, since he had no fucking respect for his uncle's creativity.
It was October 2016, Johnny had just put up some vote trump posters, since he was an uneducated wealthy businessman. In which, he related to trump on a personal level. He had just fired two of his workers that day, putting their families into an awful financial situation.
"DAMNIT JANET!" Johnny shouted, flipping papers from Janet's desk onto the floor. "NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER."
Janet, like most people. Took personal offense to this act. She was pissed that she had to put up with people like this. For she was actually a magical witch. And if it wasn't illegal and punishable by law, she would have already zapped him into microscopic particles.
Johnny was soon distracted by the decently sized breasts of his coworker. He rushed over there, thankfully ditching Janet.
"Yo, Steve." Janet said into her phone. "This Johnny I've been assigned to, is fucking awful."
"Sorry Jane." Said Steve.
"My name isn't fucking Jane." She replied. "Can I just turn him into a toad already?"
"I'm actually pretty fond of toads." Said Steve. "Can you do a frog instead? Always hated those things. Ever since seventh grade science.." He trailed off, painful, terrifying memories flooding his brain. "I'll call you back later." The phone clicked, hanging up,
"Okay then." She stuffed the phone into her purse, and pulled out a wooden stick. It had a glow in the dark star held together with duct tape on one end. She began to cast one of her warm up spells.
"Avada-" She began, "Cado!" She showed, turning the woman in the cubicle next to her into a familiar food.
"Whoops! Wrong spell." She laughed, and started to walk towards Johnny the asshole.
"Frogus-Pondus!" She yelled, turning the business man into the green creature. "Glad we got that taken care of." She then turned to the wide eyed people around her. "Now who's up for a coffee break?"
Johnny the asshole frog died two days later from frog pox. And poor Jessica is still an avocado.