Barney led you to the bed and made you sit down. He started dancing around the room throwing an article of clothing off each time he stopped. "You like what you see?" he said in the most sultry voice he could muster. You giggled a little bit. He then took off his pants and stood in front of you in all his naked glory. (Yes i do realize barney is naked 99.9% of the time.)
You started to blush as you looked at his member. You met his eyes and he pulled your shirt off. Then y'all frickle frackled. (If you're weird and actually wanna read some real barney smut then.... ask politely.. i suppose..)