Suddly Glodhat fell inrp a deep dep slerp and drea,ed of blood and guts amd gure! How frotening!
GlooooossssssshhhhhheeeeeAaaaaararrrRtTttttttt?"""" Screamed an shadowung fogure in the tre line. Gasp! Its wda the evil bloccclaw!
"Blooodclaw wnatt are ylu dong here i thohjg you were ded askrd glodheart in shock.
"I a, her to offa you training im sraClxm!"
Stcarclan?!!!!! Whyyy? Yku are evil why are you in starclan?"" Hey what's up guys, Scarce here. "!" Screamed out the gilden ytlm. The fourth wallmbhust brok yhelp! "Gettt lout uou CG person. Silver is invaddirng!"
"Get the hell out di,grr amd stay outtt!!!" Scrsamed Bloodcslaw
Islver ledf amd Glodheart said "sure." Now glodhart woke aip and AMUTHISTGLITER WSA KITINHG!!!
"HELP GLODBAE I NEED UYOUR HELPPPLS!"
Goldhart wrnt lover to amhthisht and saw lotd of bolood and unbird foetuses EVERYWHERE!!!!! But there wrre ten alove kittd!
"Hrlp meh ma,e the, Glod."
"Ohay. Yhe red onw id bloodkit after bloodcla- i mean moy mum
Then thetreis diamondKIt,
FBIkit
Texaskit
Chainsawkot
Massacrekit
Pizakit
Starkiy
Rio kiT
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Gasp! Bwfor Glod named the latd kit, SUNCKAN ATTSKED
[Five votes and I'll name the kit Scarcekit]
Horrible chapter written by horrible Silver