Nichole: Jesus Christ, Mark!? 314 text messages!?!
Mark: YOU ANSWERED!!!
Nichole: MARK I FORGOT MY PHONE AT HOME WHEN I WENT CAMPING WITH FAMILY YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!
Mark: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME I WAS SO SCARED THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVER WANT TO TALK TO ME AGAIN!
Nichole: WHAT!? Why in the hell would I stop talking to you!?
Mark: Because I didn't tell you I was with Amy!!
Nichole: Oh my God, Mark! Are we twelve!? I don't care who you date so long as they care about you!! I was only upset that you calls us friends and yet you neglected a whole month to tell me something that friends always tell each to each other -- that you're dating someone!
Mark: ... So you're not mad that I'm dating Amy? You're mad that you didn't know?
Nichole: Holy shit yeeeeeeessss. It would have been nice to know you were dating Pebbles!
Mark: You know her on Twitter?
Nichole: I looked her up shortly after she told me her name and I followed her since she's dating you. I follow Wishuu as well and Molly.
Mark: ... So, you're not mad at me?
Nichole: No! I'm not mad!
Mark: But you seem mad.
Nichole: Mark Edward Fichbach. I swear to God. I. Am. Not. Mad.
Mark: . . .
Mark: So we're still friends?
Nichole: Yes you big dorky dork face idiot.
Mark: I think that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. 😋
Nichole: Whatever you say, Markimoo. Whatever you say.