Friend: I want to play, but there are only boys playing.
Me: Go play. *Working on hw*
Friend: Bu-
Me: You're playing basketball today, and closing that wage gap tomorrow.
Friend: What about you?
Me: I'm sleeping, eating, or starving.
Friend: No thanks, I'll just stay with you.
Me: *drags her there*
(I fail at being supportive. XD)