Nichole: Hello.
Mark: Hey! What's up?
Nichole: Nothing much, just a bit bored. I finished watching some YouTube videos and now I have nothing to do because I'm lame.
Mark: Oh please, you're faaaar from lame! Who did you just get done watching?
Nichole: Well, the two people that I watch most post twice a day. Jacksepticeye and Markiplier both uploaded their videos for the day earlier today and I just finished them. Now I need a new type of intertainment.
Mark: Oh you watch Markiplier? He's a pretty sexy guy don't ya think? 😉 And Jack is dumb. He's just a big ol' dummy dumb.
Nichole: Haha! Where did that come from all of a sudden? Nah, Mark's adorable if nothing else. And Jack is so loud, he's BOSS!
Mark: Aw, you think he's adorable? Really?
Nichole: Well, yeah? He so nice all the time and his videos always bring a smile to my face. He's honestly the only reason why I'm still here.
Mark: Why you're still here? What do you mean?
Nichole: Honestly, I stumbled across his videos the night I had planned to commit suicide. If he hadn't started up YouTube five years ago, I wouldn't be alive today.
Mark: ... Are you serious?
Nichole: Yeah.
Nichole: Hello?
Nichole: Mark?
Nichole: Where'd you go? 😯