Idk what to name this tbh but...

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217 17 10

Idk this either please More

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217 17 10
By officialjesus_

I'm writing this because I hate myself hi

Brenddick: yoyoyo rysterro what is up my dude??
Ryroach: what the fuck who is this
Brenddick: don't assume my gender
Ryroach has blocked you.

        "Damn," said Brendon as he angstily threw himself on his bed. He sighed dramatically as he opened up another chat in kik. He saw that there were like a bunch of messages in it. Oh no what are the lovebirds up to now!1!!11! (I'm crying I just realized my keyboard is in Spanish mode)

Jonityjonjon: spenk noo
Brenddick: what is going on my slang for family
Spencerluvsjon: hey Brendon did you know Jon invented flip flops
Brenddick: thank u Spencer what would I do without u
Jonityjonjon: why am I dating u oh my god
Spencerluvsjon: pls don't break up with me if you did I'd have to change my name and I'm too lazy to do that
Brenddick: is that ur only reason for wanting to be in a relationship with him
Brenddick: SOEAKINF OF DELATIONSHLPS
Brenddick: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brenddick: I MESSAGED RYAN SND IT WENT GR8
Jonityjonjon: what happened my dude
Brenddick: he blocked me
Spencerluvsjon: again?!!?!
Brenddick: fuck you kill yourself

Thanks I totally have my homework done and started doing whatever this is

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