"Well hello babe. I didn't think you would come,but what can I say. The Freaks really DO come out at night."Dean says looking me up and down ,from my red and blak striped dress,black mini dress, and red lace boots.
"That,my preppy friend, is the WORST pickup line I've heard in years." I say patting his jaw and walking inside the door.
"Woah..."Sabbra says.
"Diddo." Joel says
"Double diddo."Noel says.
"Frikkin' tripple diddo." the twins agreed.
"This ain't no party! It's a frikkin' Orgy!"Dylan said.
"Mr.Kirsley would LOVE this dude." Bryan laughed.
They both looked at each other,nodded and both picked up some random chick and made out with them. One of them just so happened to be Trisha and this chick named Loriana.
"SCORE!" they both said giving each other high fives,and ran back to us.
"Well. That was my excitment for the day."Bryan said.
" I think Trish liked that,she kissed back and was all up on the johnson dude!" Dylan laughed and we all bursted with hysterical laughter.
"'I don't know about you,"Cole saidd,"but I am hungry as hell!"
"You're always hungry."Sabbra said.
"Always hungry for you."and Cole did his sneaky smile.
"Sneaky,sneaky.Peaky,peaky!" I said and Sabbra glared at me but winked.
"You know it!"Sabbra giggled.
"Well can I sneak a peak Luna?" Someone said behind my back.
"Are you a stalker or what,Dean?" I say getting quite annoyed with this charade.
"Maybe. For you I might just be a petifile."Dean said. Then I knew the plan was a go! Dean used to always embarrass me and mess with me and now it's my turn.
"Well let's see how much of a petifile you can be?"I said then whispered in his ear,"Or maybe you can't handle it hon."
"Let's see what I can't handle." Dean whispered then he gave me a kiss.
Ew.
He's so liqoured up I can taste it and get a buzz off his slimy wet toungue.
It was like kissing a frikkin dog.
"Let's go up stairs." I say enjoying his happiness.
"Remember,you can't start with me and not finish." Dylan said and picked me up. To the guys he said,"SCORE ONE FOR THE DEANSTER!"
God,he is so corny.
We're halfway upstairs and he already started back kissing me. When we got in the room he started trying to lift up my skirt,I pushed his hand away smiling,"No,no baby.Luna has to go first."I say and push him on the bed. I picked up a pair of hand cuffs and waved them around,"Can we use this?" I say laughing at what I am doing.
"Yeah babe,I want it."
I cuffed his left hand to the bed, and his right hand, and did the same for his legs. I undid his pants and
I kissed him on the cheek and said,"Good bye."
"WHAT THE HELL! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HEAR!" Dean said looking pissed to high hell!
"I am so sorry baby,but your time is up. Bye sweetheart." I say and leave the key right on his shirt.
I walked out laughing and as I closed the door,he was screming and cussing. I ran downstairs, yelled,"Plan Succeeded!.Let's Go!" and we all ran out the door into the car and went for chinese food for a job well done.
Prep boys are sooooo gullable.