Step 9 : Write "I'm so sad u guys aren't following me" at the end of like every chapter
Step 10 : Put some model's picture for dp and claim it's your face
Step 11 : Copy paste some Japanese or korean shit in your description box even tho u got no idea what that shit means
Step 12: if you're 14 years old, whine about 13 year olds reading your smut :)
Step 13 : Start referring to your followers as 'y'all bitches' or 'hoes' to make them feel loved.
Step 14 : NEVER reply to private messages. Act like you're the busiest person alive.
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AN
Some ppl have like 3 followers and they write author's notes in which they're like 'y'all stop spamming my inbox omg' like wtfffffffff dude?? I once had 3 followers too and I was so happy lmao