One day, in the Spadian Kingdom of Spady Spades™, there lived many ppl, spadian plants, and spadian organisms.
"Alfrid you bloody wonker. Donut insalt my foond." Said the queen of spands who is actually a manly man.
"Arthur your food tasts blend. It so blend I cannot tast anything." Said the king of spads.
"Aiya aru. Why aru fighting aru. Das aru bad aru. Chow Fun Chow Mien is v good for you aru. Eat it aru." Said the jack of spæds.
"No. Let me kiss u!!! Dx" said Arthur.
Alfried was shocked and said oh no as arthur kisd him. They lived happy in a kingdom and they married. That's what happens in the Spadian kibgdom od Spady Spades™.