"Itz timee four teh Gatering!" Listtar anounced.
Glatket jmup hppily bcuz hee hat ben pecked too go. "Yae wow teh Gaherring!!!!"
Teh MunCan kats went too teh eyeland. Glodpwa wnet up two a kat frum SunCan. "Hay Im Glodhrat!" hee say.
The SunCan cet tourn arround. "Hallo im Huneypaw!" shea sai. "wowe u arr pratty! I here howe strung yuo arr andd eye kan sea itz tru!"
Gladhart noded. "Tanks!"
Hooneypaw smaled bcak at hem.
Ten, teh leeders caled four teh Garering too strat. Teh Sencaln leder Pruplestar stood en teh three. "Wee gatter beefour Strawclan too anounce emportant thungs. Wee hev to knew apentices! Hneypaw and Wundrfullpaw!"
De croud chant there names lowdly. Golidhrt joint in.
"Tats it," Parplestar sed.
Laststra speek now. "i jsut wnat too say tat Glodrat es teh bset warior evar! i hev nuthing alse too say!"
Gledhert lefted hes head prowdly. Luststar sed hee wuz teh bast! Et most have ben becuz he hadd deestroy Suncan en bettle!
The too calns left two retourn too there cmaps.
so meen daladae stap falming! yuo arr beeing unpaytriotic and yuo arr aganst freedum! yuo nead too stop, so meny peeple luv mee, tanks too all of yoo! i reed teh co ments of lest cahpter and i sea yoo guys wnat mee too run four Persident so i am gong to strat my campane tooday! wee will have vedeo game skools andd wee arr gong to make Amarica dumber agan! also i will depurt all orange peeple andd throe them en teh meddle of teh Pasiffic Osean!
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Written by Crazystar. Hope you guys enjoyed! <3 If you're American, vote Glodhart or None of the Above in November!