Fuck Me✯Vikklan AU

By hereliesnobody

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please dont read this book. it is literal shitposting and i want it to die. in which a group of gay (AND BISE... More

amazing intro
won
to
tree
for
vife
sicks
semen
ate
nein
tennis
elephant
twelvis
threeteen
fortreen
five teens swimming in a lake and oh no one drowned
six teens went hunting for rabbits and oh no one got mauled by a bear
seven teens had tea and oh no one was poisoned and died
eight teens had a sleepover and oh no a bomb dropped on them
woops
nine teens were reading fanfics and oh no one fell off the cliffhanger
two oh
twenty øne plane drivers
tooty-to
23
twenty-fortunes
twenty people had sex
(27)christmas special
twenty-ate a person
2+9
threetree
peace treaty one
im running out of titles
make up sex
(34) im gay
(35) do you mind
(36) good for you
(37) why are you talking about porn
[CLOSED] character q's
(38) gandi is ashamed
character a's
(39) THANK THE GODFATHER
(40) THEY MADE WHOOPEE
(41) i was sarcasming
(42) how does that even happen
(43) quite concerning
(44) hi my friends call me sheldon
(45) i h8 u die
(46) i think i was high????
(47) L0S3RS
(48) do i look ok
(49) um mmm m no
(50) shit how to delete
(51) i hate you
(52) lachlan its 1 am
(53) youre a cock
(54) ayyy lmao
(55) ugh me too
(56) what
(57) thats code for pancakes
(58) we made a bet ok
(59) obviously
(60) just making sure
(61) youre a dick
(62) 12:16 AM
(63) 12:21 AM
(64) try them again maybe?
amazing outro

a george washington head

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By hereliesnobody

a quarter has a george washington head on it was that funny


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