Book of Puns

By SeaBlue449

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Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) ... More

Book of Puns
Algebra
Cat-Girl
Pizza
Microsoft
Glasses
I Mustache You a Question...
Spider-Man
Florist
Quitting
Flame
Cents
Laundry
Killer Pun
Tried
Punny
Cats
Doors
Demons
Rome
Science
Balloons
Baseball
A-Flat
Clocks
Hats
Ocean
Marriage
Restaurant
Amused
Mangoes
Decimals
Addition
Mathematics
The Doctor
Paradox
Intruder
Cybermen
Boomerang
Anti-Gravity
Chemistry
Reindeer
Atheism
Poets
Calender
Juggling
Cardboard
Intense Heat
Batteries
Dog
X-Rays
Geometry
Napoleon Bonaparte
Reality Check
Well Digging
Count Dracula
Inspector
Tender Bar
Resisting Arrest
Spirit
Not Yo Cheese
Steering Nuts
Suspended
Washing Faces
A Salted Peanut
Fear
Losing Pokémon
Magic Carpet Ride
Fraction Bar
Hand Language
Minecraft Movie
Clock Eating
No Change
Unknown
Frozen Dog
Jobs for Koalas
Frostbite
Ouch
Bakery
Occupy
Dancing
Appealing
Dead Giveaway
Theatrical Pun
Front Page News
Tap Dancing
Fresh Coffee
Crêpes
Zero
Roadside Beer
Bated Breath
Why You Need Puns
Fair
Holy Water
Back in a Minute
The Cat Sank
Seen 'em All
Nothing to Go On
Automatic
90 Degrees
Drying Souls
International Incident
Buns
Releaved
Presents
Continental Drift
Football Puns
Fish Schools
Newton, Einstein, and Pascal
Mini Puns
Mass
8
Lawns
A Long Sentence
Mickey Mouse
Theft
Mysterious
Red Cross
Breaking the Ice
Rocking
Escape
Addicted
The Great Desert
Mist
Joan of Arc
Fight
Another Chemistry Pun
Hot Air Balloon Operators
Mercutio
Möbius Strip
Cemetery
Moon
Waldo
Scientists
Piñons
Coming Around
Kleptomaniacs
Magic
Switzerland
Weddings
Hands and Fingers
Time Flies
Batman
Construction Theft
Comedian
North Korea
Rick Astley
Heart of a Lion
Potassium
Clown
Halloween
Absolute Zero
Pianist
Infinity
Freudian Slip
Lesser of Two Evils
Mu
Einstein
Heisenberg and Schrödinger
Travelling
Whiteboards
Rocks
Leaf Blower
A little note
Habits
Falling
Cute
Apocalypse
Negative Numbers
6:30
Photographic Memeory
Physics
Grammar
Using Microsoft
Atoms
Zoo
Laxatives
Velcro
Criminals
Quicksand
Sleeping
Short People
In
Roman Numerals
Kindness
June
Coffin
Speed Bumps
Waiting
Watch
Singing in the Shower
Staggering
Mood Ring
Footwear
René Descartes
Tents
Criminal
Beethoven
Cells
Getting Married
Nasty Look
Bird Puns
Theatre
Skeptic
Digital Camera
Mayflower
Spotter
Harry Potter
Construction Jokes
Comb
Tennis
Gym
Rain
Hipster
Tense
Going Vegetarian
Calculus
Australia
Acupuncture

Delighted

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By SeaBlue449

When the electricity at a school went off, all the students were delighted.

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