brenboobie:smoking cannabis before coming here makes you feel so fuckingg fine
ry:why are you high in our best friends wedding
brenboobie:im so happy for them im gonna start sobbing
brenboobie:oh ye bc weddings bore me and im probably gonna fall asleep soon
brenboobie:shut up why did you bring billie to the wedding
ry:kys
brenboobie:no
brenboobie:but anyways im fucking hungry ass hell why tf do they have so much vows and shit
ry:calm down brendong
brenboobie:this wedding is so heterosexual
ry:brendon stop fucking texting me asshole we're in the middle of a wedding
ry:the pastor called you out for texting me lmao im trying not to laugh/cry
ry:everyones looking at you how you feel
brenboobie:kiss my leather jean covered ass