you was a huge koreaboo and everyone knew it even though you tried to deny that shit every day every night (feel like a fool you gotta know).
when a korean boy suddenly appeared next to you at school one day you got extra hype but didn't speak one word to him because you a fake bitch also know as a snAKE 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍.
you got on wattpad that night and wrote up your experience and published it to your account followed by people who didn't give a shit.
the next day the new boy Jungkook came up to you and ripped your weave off. "That should teach you to never say 'Oppa!! saranghae!! annyeong!!' like who's mans is you!1!3???3?5?6?!!3?5?5? YOU ARENT EVEN KOREAN!1!!!3!!4!5"
next thing you know your dead body is being sent off to korea in pieces because once a koreaboo always a koreaboo.
-Edgar Allen Poe