Maud's POV
I once met a rock
It was sedimentary
And it was shaped like an oval
And it was tiny
It was really stunning
So I couldn't take my eyes off of it
By the way I was describing Boulder
I love my Boulder
But not as much as my family
Pinkie Pie is knocking at my door
Oh well
I was only thinking about rocks
She's telling me the "secret entrance password"
There isn't one
But she thinks there's a password
So I'll play along
She asks to come in
I say "permission granite"
Ha.
Ha.
I crack myself up
But not really because I laugh on the inside
Pinkie Pie bursts in
"Good joke, Maud!" She exclaims
"Thanks." I reply
The corners of my mouth turn up ever so slightly