When your mom decides to be in the room when your on the computer so you switch to google and just stare at it
At School
Slutty girl:ugh my throat really hurts
Me: I bet your knees do too
Her: what
Me:what
I hate when the waiters ask "are you done with that?" When the plate is completely clear like nah, imma eat the plate too.
*Wakes up*
"Where my phone?"
*Rips off blankets*
*Hears loud thud*
"There it is"
At a restaurant
"Would you like a table?"
No a lamp for 5 please
Parent:did you get home safe?
Me:no I died a few times
When you start to hate someone everything they do begins to annoying you
Them:*coughs*
Me:Ohhhh my god