eighteen. groupchat
iMESSAGE GROUP called WE'RE THE WATSONS M8
WINNIE is italics
LILY
so winnies been on a date everyone
MUMMY
with sebastian hot stan im proud
MUM
DAD
isnt he like old
only by like ten years........
RORY
*cough* more like 15 *cough*
Fuck off rawr rawr
HARMONY
i accept their relationship
he is daddy material
NOT HELPING
LILY
how was the date ???
DAD
better not off been a date
MELODY U ARE GROUNDED
HARMONY
i dont live with you anymore
im 23
nice try old man
DAD
you are 10 years old in my eyes
good we went shopping then
to the beach
MUMMY
was he topless?
MUM
DAD
oi
RORY
😂😂😂😂😂
MUMMY
what? his body looked good in winter soldier but he beefed up for civil war didn't he
yes he did mother but then
he lost it
MUMMY
so did u see it
was it nice
yes i did see it
yes it was nice
HARMONY
better than chris evans???
almost 🤔
but seb looks sexy af
LILY
yeah but guys tom holland
DAD
nah too old for u
LILY
Im 16
#LOM #TILY
hes the same age as me
LILY
15 for u, so id shutup
ooooo
DAD
Sarah why do you never say nice things about my body anymore
MUMMY
once u hit the gym and stop eating the donuts then ill think about it
DAD
😰😰😰
MUMMY
theres not a six pack on u honey
pls stop
LILY
mum are u a cougar or what
RORY
when the press tour is in london winnie,
we are coming to the premiere
and we are meeting sebastian
you've already met him
LILY
i want to see sexy sea bass again
HARMONY
SEXY SEABASS
MUMMY
SEXY SEABASS
DAD
SEXY SEABASS
RORY
ELIZABETH OLSEN
*nervous laughter*