iikookie: tell me WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL
hyeriin: idkk
iikookie: THAT JEONGHAN GUY TOLD ME YOUR FACE IS ALL FUCKED UP
iikookie: IS THIS HOW YOU 'FIX' IT???
hyeriin: idkk
iikookie: i SwEaR
hyeriin: finE
hyeriin: i got into a fight
hyeriin: thats why my face is fucked up
hyeriin: idk why ur talking to jeonghan about it tho lol
iikookie: a fight?!12?!2
iikookie: iN MY CAUCASIAN SCHOOL?
iikookie: nah but
iikookie: YOU GOT INTO A FEJKSNS FIGHT
iikookie: WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE ITS NOTHING
hyeriin: STOP USING ALL CAPS I FEEL SO ATTACKED
iikookie: GOOD BC UR DUMB
hyeriin: OK FIRST YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
hyeriin: THEY FUCKED WITH HER LOCKER
iikookie: huh?
hyeriin: thats why i told you to stay home. these shits wrote fucking awful messages on her locker, so i was cleaning it off and then I HADDA BEAT THE JESUS INTO THEM AND I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO, SO STOP ACTING LIKE IM THE BAD GUY BEFORE I BEAT UR FUCKBOI ASS TOO LMAO BYEEE
iikookie: oh
iikookie: i could have handled it
hyeriin: yeah but you "handling it" would have probably been someones death
hyeriin: at least my fight just ended with a guys broken nose and another guys sprained ankle
iikookie: shit you broke his nose
hyeriin: hell yes i did
iikookie: fuck yeah
iikookie: i feel like a proud soccer mum
hyeriin: also now their whole gang is scared of me *insert bretman rock's AHHHUUAAH*
iikookie: GO HYERIN
hyeriin: thank you, thank you very much