[NAT]
tony....
[NAT]
I'm sorry
[NAT]
I really didn't mean to....
[TONY]
WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD NATASHA
[STEVE]
calm down stark she's not dead
[HAWKEYE]
yeah she just has a broken arm
[THE BIG GUY]
and her leg is sticking out in a weird direction
[THOR]
AND HER NOSE IS BLEEDING
[STEVE]
but besides that she's totally fine
[HAWKEYE]
so why don't you just let nat explain why she attcked pepper
[NAT]
she asked me a very personal question
[TONY]
YOU WERE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE
[TONY]
THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO REVEAL SECRETS
[NAT]
a very personal question
[THOR]
WHAT ABOUT
[NAT]
doesn't matter
[TONY]
OH BUT IT DOES
[TONY]
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU RUSSIAN PUTTANA
*Tony has logged off*
*Nat has logged off*
[HAWKEYE]
he does realize 'puttana' is italian right?
Two hours later
[STEVE]
you know, I think it was good that we left Nat at home.
[NAT]
You do?
[BUCKY ROGERS]
I agree tho i don't understand why it was clint the one who stayed with you because it was super boring
[NAT]
did he say anything about me?
[STEVE]
He might of mentioned something about your evil plans to destroy the Pepperoni family and he might of said something about raising his child away from you
[NAT]
oh
[NAT]
that's not so bad
[HAWKEYE]
And Pepper?
[THE BIG GUY]
Pepper was asleep on a bed next to him
[NAT]
soooo....
[NAT]
how is tony?
[STEVE]
broken leg and a concusion and he's really bruised but he'll be okay
[NAT]
well in my defence he just stormed into my room screaming russian puttana
[THOR]
WHAT IS PUTTANA
[THOR]
IS IT LIKE RUSSIAN VODKA
[HAWKEYE]
Puttana means a slut
[THOR]
YOU ARE NO RUSSIAN SLUT LADY NATASHA
[NAT]
um thanks thor
[THOR]
CAN YOU SAY HI TO LADY JANE FOR ME
[NAT]
uhm sure
[NAT]
so what should i do now guys heeelp
[HAWKEYE]
leave tony to fear you you could use that in the future
[TONY]
you do realize i'm still in the group right barton
[BUCKY ROGERS]
ooooooooh shit gettin real
[STEVE]
Bucky. Language. Please.
[BUCKY ROGERS]
Steven must you be such a Steve
[STEVE]
what else should i be
[BUCKY ROGERS]
uhm
[TONY]
first of all sorry to bother your sexting dears second of all it's 'who else shall i be' cmon steve, grammar! and third of all barton if you remember i have some pretty good reasons for you to fear me
[TONY]
ONE: i own the security footage which contains pretty much EVERYTHING you do including crying over your long lost love and writing your diary
[BUCKY ROGERS]
SUMMER SOLDIER
[BUCKY ROGERS]
YOU COULD BE THE SUMMER SOLDIER
[TONY]
TWO: I could throw your bow out of the window at any time 'cause thanks to the security footage i now know the code to your little 'secret box' as you call it
[THOR]
OOOOH SECRETS
[TONY]
AND THREE: i know that you love natasha
[NAT]
oh my god can you stop with that
[TONY]
this time i am not joking romanoff
[BUCKY ROGERS]
he really isn't
[NAT]
wait what
[HAWKEYE]
STARK OKAY YES I FEAR YOU
[NAT]
What's going on?
[HAWKEYE]
SksnjdsnMnsskalsmkss
[TONY]
bruce can you check clint
2 minutes later
[THE BIG GUY]
he's sobbing in the corner of his room
[BUCKY ROGERS]
he'll be fine
[STEVE]
Stark leave Barton's life alone
[STEVE]
BUCKY YOU'RE NOT IN ON THIS ARE YOU
[BUCKY ROGERS]
sorry man i have to leave you
*Bucky Rogers logged off*
[STEVE]
that's my buck
*Bucky Rogers logged on*
[STEVE]
what? Why???
[BUCKY ROGERS]
Sorry but i have to see this
[NAT]
okay can we get back to the point
[HAWKEYE]
NOOO
[TONY]
last night
[HAWKEYE]
don't say it
[TONY]
clint admitted
[HAWKEYE]
Stop please
[TONY]
his love for you
[NAT]
oh come on tony i thought you were better than that
[HAWKEYE]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[TONY]
but it is true natasha
[TONY]
i have security footage
[NAT]
is he telling the truth clint?
[NAT]
you love me
[BUCKY ROGERS]
Oh yes he does
[STEVE]
JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES
[BUCKY ROGERS]
i'm out
*Bucky Rogers logged off*
[STEVE]
but he does
[HAWKEYE]
STEVE
[THOR]
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD HER YOURSELF
[NAT]
i won't believe until clint says its true
[THOR]
CLINT JUST ADMIT IT
[TONY]
yeah barton we gor evidence
[STEVE]
cmon hawk u got this
[HAWKEYE]
people im married
_________________________________
Btw they don't know about clint's marriage