[TONY]
A lizard.
[TONY]
They were talking about a lizard.
[HAWKEYE]
duh what else would it be
[THOR]
HE THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR PEE-PEE
[NAT]
ewwwwwww tony fuck nooo
[NAT]
you thought clint's...... Ew i dont even want to think about it. I mean have you seen it?!
[TONY]
No.... Have you? *insert smirking emoji which i cannot find*
[NAT]
ummm no......
*Steve logged in*
[TONY]
HERE COMES THE BRIDE
[THE BIG ONE]
BARTON GET THE GROOM IMMA GET MY CERTIFICATE
[STEVE]
The bride? I bet it's Maria *wiggles eyebrows*
[TONY]
You know there's a emoji for "wiggling eyebrows" right?
[THOR]
I hope there'll be shawarmas
[TONY]
Duh what else could we order
[HAWKEYE]
Got him!
[NAT]
hey steve can u help me with something in the living room
[STEVE]
Of course Natasha, be there in 5
*Steve has logged off*
[THE BIG GUY]
Is everything ready?
[TONY]
Yep.
[HAWKEYE]
It's all happening people! On your places!
After the wedding
[STEVE]
You told me Maria was the bride!!!
[TONY]
Nope, never said that
[THOR]
AT LEAST THE SHAWARMAS WERE WARM
[THE BIG GUY]
Yeah I admit they were great. Especially compared to the rest of the wedding. I didn't even get to say my big speech
[BUCKY ROGERS]
I don't like you
[THE BIG GUY]
WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
[THE BIG GUY]
STEVE IT'S OVER U HAVE MY BLESSING NOT!
[STEVE]
why would i need your blessing?
[STEVE]
There's NOTHING to bless!
[NAT]
cut it off rogers we saw the security footage
[STEVE] (nervous voice)
wwwwwwhaaaaaaat
[TONY]
Okay can somebody tell me what's wrong with Barton? He's squealing like he saw a dead bird or something
[NAT]
Nah these are squeals of joy i mean can't you hear the high pitch? he gasps when he sees a dead bird stark learn the difference
[HAWKEYE]
NAAAAAAT U GOTTA COME SEE THIS
[NAT]
what is it now? is there a bird birth somewhere?
[HAWKEYE]
even bETTER
[TONY]
continue
[HAWKEYE]
NAT I SAW THE CUTEST PICS OF PEENISS WANNA SEE THEM
[TONY]
oh how manly clint. Can't even spell his manly parts correct
[NAT]
OMG really?! Duhhh!
[THE BIG GUY]
what
[TONY]
wait did you take them?
[HAWKEYE]
whaaat r u kidding me? Like i would ever come close to one of them
[STEVE]
wait what?
[NAT]
SEND 'EM SEND 'EM SEND 'EM!!!!!!!!!
[HAWKEYE]
SENDING!
Hawkeye is sending an attachment
[TONY]
Ew dude not in the group
Hawkeye is sending an attachment
[STEVE]
NOOO PLEASE ONE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH
Hawkeye is sending an attachment
[THOR]
DO I HEAR LADY NATASHA CRYING
Hawkeye sent an attachment
[BUCKY ROGERS]
awh that's cute
Hawkeye sent an attachment
[TONY]
This is no meaning of the word a penis
Hawkeye sent an attachment
[THE BIG ONE]
Woah did Nat just scream
[NAT]
CLINT OMFG WHERE'D YOU GET THEM
[HAWKEYE]
i have more
[NAT]
be there in 5
*Nat has logged off*
*Hawkeye has logged off*
[TONY]
now that the girls are gone....... WHO WANTS TO PLAY POKER
[STEVE]
Sure. U coming buck?
[BUCKY ROGERS]
yep
[THE BIG ONE]
why not
[TONY]
wbu Thor
[THOR]
I'M GOING OUT WITH JANE BUT THANK YOU KIND MAN OF IRON FOR YOUR INVITATION
[TONY]
man that guy's committed
*Tony has logged off*
*The Big One has logged off*
*Bucky Rogers has logged off*
*Steve has logged off*
*Thor has logged off*
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Names people I beg you:'(
Get ready for some Clintasha in the next chapter;)