Lucy: oh hi guys!
Gajeel: i'm not even gonna ask who made this stupid group
Levy: I did.......
(It was at this moment, Gajeel knew, he fucked up)
Gajeel: well hey! Shrimps can't be stupid right? 😅
Levy: fuck you
Juvia: hey guys!
Grey: yo
Juvia: grey samaaaaaaaa
Grey: juvia samaaaaa
Juvia: wow. Thats really how juvia texts?
Grey: yep, it's fine tho.
Juvia: ❤
Erza: the queen of the fairies has arrived!!!!
Levy: what do you mean? I been here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Natsu: OHHHHHHHHH
grey: ME AND JUVIA MAY HAVE TO DO A UNISON RAID TO HEAL YOU FROM THAT BURN
Juvia: juvia thinks even that wont help
Lucy: point levy!
Gajeel: go shrimp
Erza: i will fuck you you all up tommorow.
Jellal: even me?
Erza: jellal!
Jellal: sorry but point levy
Erza: you better be lucky you're jellal 😑
Jellal: 😊 how are you erza?
Erza: fine, yourself?
Jellal: good. Always handsome
~in the real life~
"Always handsome? You're texting erza arent you?" meredy asked. Jellal covered his phone and yelled, "Fuck off meredy!"
~back with the phones and texting~
Gajeel: So why this group chat?
Levy: well i did a poll, we're the four most popular ships
Natsu: PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH LEVY?!
levy: seriously?
Natsu: nah i'm kidding. I guess i should start saying Lucy-sama
Lucy: DONT START WITH ME
Erza: okay but wait who got the highest?
Levy: natsu and lucy
Natsu: 😎
Lucy: 😎
Gajeel: so me and shirmp? A dragon with a small little shrimp?
Levy: yeah.....sorry...
(It was at this moment, Gajeel knew, he fucked up. Again)
Gajeel: no thats good i mean yay whoo hoo!
Levy: 👌
Erza: wow. Erza and jellal should have got first
Juvia: hey only Juvia talks in third person!
Levy: wow, thats a weird way of spelling levy and Gajeel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gajeel: daaaaaamn
Grey: we need to prepare the unison raid
Juvia: juvia thinks she'll still be raosted even after that
Natsu: WHEN DID LEVY BECOME THE FIRE DRAGON.
Lucy: roastin like its nothing. go levy!
Erza: Yep. I'm fucking you all up tommorow. You better have good bone insurance.
Jellal: even me?
Erza: no not you jellal :)
Jellal: good, cause thats 2 points for levy
Erza: even you jellal >:(
Jellal: 😭