Dear Fried Chicken,
I know this is sudden... but will you marry me? I have the perfect outfit for you. And then, when the preacher says "You may now kiss the bride" I can eat you as you lean in! It's a perfect plan!
I also love your next-door neighbors.... grilled chicken and orange chicken! But you, by far, take the cake!! Ooh, cake sounds good right now....
Just one question: Why are you so stinkin' fattening? Life would be so much easier if you were healthy! What about zero-calories fried chicken?
Anywayyyyy how 'bout you and me have dinner tonight? Just the two of us.... and a fork... and a napkin. I'll pick you up from KFC at 6:00. Wear your crunchiest.
Love,
Kirsten