"Hello, darling."
"..."
"What did you do today?"
"...I went to school."
"You know what I'm talking about."
"The pages on all my school books were glued together."
"Mm...that's funny."
"I have to pay for them."
"That's even funnier."
"Two hundred dollars."
"Hilarious."
"My parents are furious and are making me pay."
"Don't you just have a lovely life?"
"I hate you."
"The feeling is mutual."