@tomholland2013; this is kylie and i's dog, snorlax. let's just say there's gonna be a lot of arguing when ky goes back to la
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kyliewren; bitch you know i'm taking my bby home with me
matthbennett; can we just talk about how they got a dog together
conormaynard; i was with you's when you got him shouldn't i have partial ownership??
joe_sugg; no conormaynard
kyliewren; joe knows what's up joe_sugg conormaynard
arianagrande; i will pay you to let her take him home to la
tomholland2013; ariana grande just commented on my instagram picture
anthonymackie; i want that dog
chadwickboseman; i need that dog
conormaynard; so did i tomholland2013
joe_sugg; nobody cares conormaynard
conormaynard; stop going up against me joe joe_sugg
kyliewren; keep going up against him joe_sugg
tomholland2013; don't worry i'll be on your team conormaynard
kyliewren; no you won't
tomholland2013; sorry conor conormaynard
username; this comment section is lit
kyliewren; okay but i'm taking the dog home with me
tomholland2013; how about we just ask snorlax what he wants? kyliewren
kyliewren; fine by me
chrisevans; they sound like a married couple with a kid getting a divorce
zendaya; do they think the dog is going to reply??
tonyrevolori; don't burst their bubble zendaya
kyliewren; update; we put snorlax in the middle of both of us and he came over to me. you're a terrible dad thomas
robertdowneyjr; just give the dog to me
tomholland2013; guess i just have more of a reason to visit you in la kyliewren
kyliewren; have fun sleeping on the couch tomholland2013
lizolsen; savage kyliewren
tomholland2013; and to think i let you sleep in my bed kyliewren
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girls talk boys
[5 participants]
maximoff
let's get down to the real business
ky
what is this groupchat
laura
idk but i'm living
mom
this is the chat where kylie tells us about her and tom's sex life
rocky blue
fuck yeah
ky
i take this as a form of bullying
maximoff
we know you want to tell us
laura
tell us everything
mom
please not everything
ky
maybe me and tom didn't even have sex yet
maximoff
...
rocky blue
HAHAHAHAHA
laura
oh my god priceless
mom
that's really something
ky
okay it's not that unbelievable
maximoff
yes it is
mom
you two are horny bastards
rocky blue
actually that's an understatement
ky
okay fine we had sex
several times
maximoff
details now
ky
idk what you want me to tell you
laura
well first of all was it good?
rocky blue
how did it happen??
mom
tell us everything
ky
okay so 930253820632/10
and idk after we got to his place we were just sitting there like not really saying anything but it was chill then we just started making out and he did this thing with his hands and oH MY GOD i died
maximoff
tell me more, tell me more
mom
did you get very far?
rocky blue
tell me more
laura
tell me more
ky
idk why you're all so interested but anyway we weren't bothered to go to his bedroom so it just happened on the couch and let's be honest both of us aren't into this whole sweet first time with each other thing so it was kiNDA intense
laura
i will go down with this ship
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private chat
[2 participants]
cutie
do the girls have a gc about our sex life as well?
ky
yup
cutie
awkward?
ky
very