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♡Bad Pick-Up Lines♡

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The baddest pick-up lines that probably have never been used but you should know anyways. More

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Roasted // P.F
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♡Bad Pick-Up Lines♡

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The baddest pick-up lines that probably have never been used but you should know anyways.

bad dirty funny lines pickup terrible the2017awards thepuwawards

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By ohmundanes

[say in black/urban or from the hood voice]

Dang girl, you must work at a fire department because I need to e hosed down! ;)

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