a/n honestly im done with how funny this story is
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:ashleyfrangipanties added summertime sadness and marinadiamonds to the chat:
crybaby; ooh yay hi gals
ashleyfrangipanties; please tell everyone your names sexuality and pronouns my frens
summertime sadness; im elizabeth, but i prefer being called lana | im les | she/they pronouns pleasee
marinadiamonds; im marina::im also les::she/her pronouns
gee; OMG THE MALL WAS GREAT GUYS HAHA LMAO
frankie; yeah i meAN WE DID GET KICKED OUT
frankie; luckily me and kells got what we needed
kells quinn; yess girl we slay humanity
crybaby; v true
drisella kokane; OMG IT WAS FUNNY WHEN ALEX AND JACK STARTED MAKING OUT ON THE ESCALATOR AND SPENCER PUSHED THEM DOWN AND THEY FELL LMAO
alexgayscarf; stop laughing i seriously thought jack broke my arm
jackbarakitty; STOP LYING YOU LANDED ON ME
willow smith; THAT WAS GREAT
daddy weekes; iT WAS HILARIOUS THATS THE MOST I HAVE LAUGHED IN LIKE 50 YEARS
marinadiamonds; hm whats going on? me and lana bear are confused
summertime sadness; ^
crybaby; LANA BEAR!! IM
crybaby; YOU TWO ARE SO FREAKIN ADORABLe
ashleyfrangipanties; fr theyre really cute together
kells quinn; the whole group chat went to the mall yesterday
kells quinn; it was great
gee; LMAO WHEN BRENDON RAN THROUGH HOT TOPIC SCREAMING "ITS NOT A BAD DICK" SHOWING PEOPLE PICTURES OF OUR FRIEND RICHARD I WAS DYING
drisella kokane; its true though lmao. hes not a bad dick
mike furentes; MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN PETE WAS ON THE FIRST FLOOR AND WE WERE ALL ON THE SECOND AND YELLED "AND IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUU PATRICK"
tony purry; LMAO TRUE
frankie; tyler and josh kept making out in like every store. im surprised they didnt do the frickle frackle smh
tyhoe; leave me and spooky jim alone
spookyjimchristmas; the only thing that matters is that we all had fun
ryrawr; i mean we did
jaime avacado; until we got kicked out
ryrawr; true
daddy weekes; even then, we still had fun
drisella kokane; v true. dallon why dont we just date instead
drisella kokane; lets just ditch ryan and spencer and elope
ryrawr; WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRENDON BOYD URIE!! WE ARE MARRIED
willow smith; ^ @ DALLON
willow smith; hmm actually, is it bad that i kinda shipped brendon and dallon a while back?
willow smith; wait- i dont anymore because i love dal but ya know
drisella kokane; fight me spencer
daddy weekes; ladies ladies calm down, everyone can have some of me. even ryan if he wants
ryrawr; this should just be a polymory relationship
drisella kokane; yes. yes it should.
frankie; goals
gee; frankie you think everything is goals
frankie; SHUT TF UP GEE I CAN HAVE MY OWN OPINIONS
kells quinn; yaaas girl slayyyy
frankie; *dramatic hair flip* thanks girl you do too
piercethevic; i swear the two of you are like sisters
pstumpy; lmAO
pwheezie; how is that funny??????
pstumpy; no im saying lmao because you fell off your bed just now LMAO
pwheezie; YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE
pstumpy; i had to explain why i was laughing so sorry boo
pwheezie; boo? OMG STOP THAT IS CRINGE AT ITS FINEST
alexgayscarf; L M A O
jackbarakitty; this group chat needs help
drisella kokane; gtfo jack you need help
jackbarakitty; LMAO TRUEEE
marinadiamonds; this group chat is hilarious
summertime sadness; v true
tyhoe; sigh
tyhoe; josh is mad at me for telling you guys that he fell off his skateboard the other day
spookyjimchristmas; i wont be mad anymore if you come over and give me cuddles and kisses
tyhoe; OKAY ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW
milky way; what is wrong with everyone?
ryrawr; society