gosh darn it, I had this chapter pre-written and everything, ready to upload on Tuesday... and I still didn't post it. good job, roxy.
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StarKit dind know why eh was so upest, [ I honestly don't know either. ]
but she new that it was NOT A GOD THINGG for there to be LESBIA.
"Whats wrong StarGleam" asked RedPaw as she kised LakePaw ON THE LISP! [ how do you kiss someone on the lisp? ]
"Your just a it why do you not like that ides [ that's what I'm thinking ]
"Becuse being lesbna is WONG! StarKti yelled back. [ DON'T YELL AT YOUR PARENTS ]
"Its against the BibTen Comandamnt." [ oh yeah... that... ]
"How would you know of the ten commandnts " akxed LekePaw "you werf here for that."
"I know" said StarKkit thuning "but I somehow now aboot it." [ 'aboot' what, is Starkit Canadian now. ]
LakePaol shruged she didnt know how to responing. "Well the ten comadnt sarent' real" [ finally , someone with common sense ]
she said "so me and RedFur think its oka."
"Come backc to the nursey with us" saud RedPFur "your too youg to be out of the nurseyr for log." [ please keep her in there ]
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111!1!" yelled SarPaw she refused to et herself be expod to the LESBITS!1!1!11!" [ oh no, not the lesbits. ]
Se ran out into the frost. AsKit folowed her. [ disobedient kits ]
"Whats wrong StarStar" [ please don't ]
she asked "why are you so upset!" [ oh my goodness, everything is spelled right. ]
"I'm beng rased by PLEBIANS!" [ I looked it up and apparently 'plebeians' are Roman commoners. ]
StarKite yeled back. "WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG/"
"well come over her" said AshFit "maybe we can make them see the ligt.
"giggle" [ that's not how it works ]
siad SatrKit but whe went ofer to AshFur.
But then a cat was coing throug the tress! It was... JazzSong! [ oh dear lord ]
"JazzPaw what are you dong here!1!1"! asked Starkit.
"It's JazzStar dint you hear I got mad letter after StarGleam died." [ you got a mad letter ]
"It was a sad deth." [ no, everyone I know would say it was a very joyful death. ]
"who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam [ *facepalm* ]
she new the nam sounded family but she didnt know WHAT IT WAS.
"it doest mater" sud JazzSong lets go back to the camp." [ yes, for once I agree, Starstar doesn't matter ]
"Yay" said AshFurtk happly. They went back to the damp.
"No go see RedPaw and lakePaw" said JaszStar "I now they'e wating for yo." [ AND THEY DIDN'T GO AFTER HER. who am I kidding, I wouldn't go after my child if it were Starkit ]
"finefine" saud StarKit but im not going to like it! [ she sounds like a child, 'but I'm not going to like it.' ]
SIX MOONS LATER [ well that was quick ]
"StarKit from this day forwrd you will be NONE AS STARPAW!11!1"! sayd JazzSong. Then clan cheerid happily. [ oh yay, this is a very happy day ]
"Your mwneot will be" saiud JazzSeng.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111 [ it seems like every chapter these days end with starstar being overdramatic ]