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Funny Random Things I Say on a Daily Basis

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By withloveb

This is a book of random things i do or say on a daily basis.

if a turtle is shell-less (shelless?Shelless?Sheless??) is it naked or homeless?

I know Victoria's Secret, She is a He!

Touch my food and I'll make it look like an accident.

I am a feisty one.

Oi!

I blame Snape for my problems.

CARROT! (its an obsession my mo started with me when I was in pre-k because I hate having combined foods and she used to send me with Creame Cheese packets an carrots so now I eat those in larger amounts as an adultish person at 16)

Runs around turning lights on and off screaming "YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON THEN YOU TURN THEM BACK ONNNNN TURN SHINNING LIKE A LIGHT"

and that is entry one.

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