Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy...

By genie_us

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(lord knows why I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy. This is the second boo... More

Okay so we've already been through this
1| I told my teacher I was in love with him lolz
2| Failed in the A.M.
3| What's Hot?
4| Dream Guy
testing
5| Needy-ass Writers
6| GAHHH.
7| Smart Copy
8| Emphasising because Emphasis
8|Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
9| It's Serious
HAIII
10| Top 10 Most Overused Descriptions
11| Why So Nefariously Vicarious m8?
12| Why I love Wattpad
13| Can't keep up fam
14| The good old days...
15| You ain't no Spielberg fam
16| Pain in the A""
16.5| *pew pew*
16.75| Ugh
17| Wattpad makes it too easy!
18| There's a stick up your arse
(Would you rather) Q&A
19| SELFIE-SH
19.573| Some GAHH moments
Boredom kills
19.75| G-emoji
20| Smartass
Asante Sana (smash banana)
21| It's a negative, Sir.
22| What I've learned from writing a Porno
I had no choice WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM
24| Book Clubs
25| Why so livid?
26| Types of Re-Edits
27| Trump Fan fics
28| STILL judging
29| Go back to class
30| Types of Messages
Drama with the Biebs
31| YOU'RE WAY TOO BUUUURIFUL GIRL
32| Probably Only Me
WHY SUPERWOMAN WHY
33| Hey, I'm Talia! (Stereotypes, Part 0.5)
34| #fuckoff
35| This chapter is about chapter titles (like this title)
36| You ain't Phineas and Ferb
36.2| smh
Help
Help
37| Want some mac with that?
37.5| No
Apologies!
YOOOOOOO COLLEGE THO
38| Tap My Arse
39| This wasn't gonna be a rant but i can't help it sometimes
40| #Insta #InstaStory #InstaLove
41| Married to 1D
41.5| Married to 1D, Part II
Whaata
GENIE'S EP IS OUT!
shameless part ii #copypaste

23| The Chronicles of Wattpad: THEY DONE IT AGAIN!

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By genie_us

Heya, sorry for being all MIA, I was flying back home. Like I was in the air for at least thirteen hours.

Btw, for those of you reading Toxic, what are your thoughts?! Your comments are amazing tbh😂😂

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So as the chapter title says, The Chronicles of Wattpad are back, and I think I'm at the point where it's so ridiculous that it's funny.

The new update:

So what I'm getting from this is that Update is cheating on Notes!!!

TALK ABOUT DRAMA!!!

And not even that. With Android Notes. Like, SHIT MAN!!! You know, the one with "curves in all the right places." OH MY!

I DID NAAAT SEE THAT COMING!

How horrible must Apple Notes feel! She was so ready to see him!!! She loved him fam, and he just went ahead and cheated on her with Android Notes!!!!

Why is Update such a jerk!!!

I'm crying right now, it's so sad!!

(What he says after is boring af stuff about updates so I won't screen shot it, but then after he speaks,) Apple Notes is like:-

"Are feelings only meant for fools?"

"Are feelings only meant for fools?"

"Are feelings only meant for fools" awwww poor Apple Notes!!!!!!!

You aren't a fool!! But you know what you are?!!

You are damn Shakespeare, girl. What a line man!!!! "Are feelings only meant for fools" Wow!!!! So amazing.

I can't wait to see what happens next omg!!!! Who will win?!!! Apple Notes or Update Notes?!!!

Tune in next time! Coz Genie will definitely be on it pouring her sarcastic comments all over its stupid ass ego.

::

Olympics have started yay

Go Kenyaaaa 🇰🇪

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