oh ya just a heads up if my spelling and grammar suck its cuz i dont care for autocorrect and i did this on my phone and
idc.
i only got the main hoes cuz
i am lazy
jimmy👮🏼 🚓🔫 ugh i h8 emojis
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You walked up the walk way to the GCPD for your first day.
you just got hired in records and you were new to Gotham so you were nervous and lost.
you walked through the door and immediately noticed the heavy commotion in the building.
"this busy in the morning?,jesus this city must be crazy" you whispered to yourself. police officers hurried and huddled around the building hurling criminals, just pacing, holding folders police things idk ect ect. you looked for a place where you should go to inform them your here. you walked around cautiously trying not to get crushed or ran over in the busy area. you failed. you turned around only to be slammed into by a man in a (stingey) fedora then practically was hurled off him and catapulted face first unto the floor
"jESUS LADY WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING" he practically yelled at you you opened your eyes looking straight up realization hit you and you noticed you were on the ground with two men looking down at you, One holding a coffee and a muffin, chewing watching you, no remorse
you assumed he was the one you slammed into from the hat
the other just look concerned "here let me help you up miss " he said grabbing you arm and hurling you off the floor
"no I'm so sorry I didn't see where I was going im extremely new here" you apologized
"uuhhhh I need help I'm here on my first day, can you help me find the records room" you asked
"oh I will sure it's not that far" the one who helped you up said
"go on Jim I'm gonna go finish my muffin you know where to find me"
the fedora head said
you were led by the man into the room you mentally fist bumped yourself for scoring a cute guy to help you
"I'm yn by the way" you introduced yourself taking his hand for a shake
"James Gordon"
you bowed
"well if you need files or anything Gordon or just a talk I'm just down the hall" you said
"will keep it in mind have a good day"
he said walking away, you watched his booty as he left. noticed the older man nudging the younger in the rib talking into his ear, seemingly teasing him. again your eyes went to the booty.
pingu 🐧🔪☔️
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your heels clicked as you walked up behind the curtain on the stage. you came to audition for singing at fishs place, you severly needing a job to help your habit of shopping and eating expensively. you werent a prud rich cunt though.
you just liked gifts. ( if u want a depressing backstory fine go for it idc)
you were extremely nervous and you stood and watched fishs reaction the entire time, noticing she always looked unamused or like she's judging everyone, in a scary mom way. which scared you
your eyes wandered to the man standing beside her
pouring her drinks, fanning, adding ice
like a lil henchmman. he reminded you of a penguin
you decided you shouldn't call him that if you were to meet him
you wouldn't wanna get shanked on your audition you won't even be able to make it to you first day.
the former girl finished her song and bowed,
walking off stage towards you
purposly bumping into your shoulder, and made that bitch "hmp" noise you glared right into her eyes and whispered bitch behind her back and walked forward,
unto the stage. the bright lights made your jewelry and dress sparkle, you weren't sure about how to dress but you wanted to make a good impression. you walked on stage.
"hello darling, what's your name" fish asked, to you she sounded so motherly and soft but slick. and bitchy,(in a good way bless her)
"yn" , "yn LN" You replied,
"do you think your ready to work here ?" she asked again
"yes ma'me" you nodded
"please dear just call me, miss mooney" you said looking at you
you slightly blushed "ok, yes miss moony" you added
"ok do show darling i look forward to hearing you" she told you and nodded
you took a step back and took a breath, ok let's get this show on the road
(you sang too good by troye sivan shhh shut up i know its fuckin basic but fight me and fuk u)
it was the right amount of dark and romantic (not really) that you thought suited the bar. and maybe Gotham tbh
you watched their reactions the entire time. in hopes that theyll like it
fish looked amused she had her eye closed listening to the music and her fingers twirled and danced with the song. which you hoped meant you were doing good.
you eye wandered to the man
his eyes were wide she looked shocked but pleased
his agape mouth slowly curved into a smile as he watched you.
you finished and you heard clapping. you looked to see the male clapping smiling at you. you bowed slightly.
"amazing darling, we'll get back to you if your hired," she said to you from her seat
you nodded and walked to the side
you stood in the backstage I front of a mirror
staring at yourself
did I do good?
we're they just being sarcastic?
suddenly you saw the man in the mirror behind you which fuckin scared you
you jumped "oh sweet Jesus!" you shreked, then started giggling "sorry you scared me" you giggled looking down,he watched giggle with a smile on his face "my sincere apologies m'am" he apologized laughing a little "I just came to get your number" he told you, you stopped giggling and got a piece of paper and wrote your number down, you checked it twice and handed it to the man "I'm yn by the way" you introduced doing a little bow, "yes i remember you, and let me tell you that you were amazing, i hope you get the job" he complimented. you blushed slightly " thank u" you looked down shy "oh yes forgive my name is oswald cobblepot" he retorted and handed out his hand for you to shake, you did. "pleasent to meet you mr. cobblepot" you said.
"well i better give this to miss moony" he said and began you walk away "you know your the only one i was told to come get your number" he added making one last glance and you and walked away
you hoped you got this job cuz that dude was nice.
eddy❔👓📚
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you rushed through the busy streets of gotham city, dodging people like a pro. you were gonna be late for your job you got at the GCPD as a secretary, you didnt want anything to slow you down or else you could get fired, you hoped this place wasnt that strict, you were dressed very nicely for your first day,(why u took long) but as you saw the rain cloud come in you knew you were fucked. you felt a drop on your forhead and hurried
you came around a corner of a coffee shop slamming into a tall man spilling his coffee on him and you
"oH my goD im sO soRrY" you practically cried, looking down at your sweater you didnt get covered as bad as he did but you tried so hard to look good. "no please forgive me i wasnt watching where i was going, im sorry about your sweater" he said in a sincere voice trying to cheer a stranger up. " no its okay im sorry its my first day at a new job and im already running late."you grumbled and looked up, the rain had started to get heavy. "when rain falls down i come up, what am i?" he asked smiling at you, you looked at his, was he asking me a riddle?
you thought for a second and looked around then felt a drop on your cheek again "an umbrella?" you asked "correct. here." he handed you and umbrella you were shocked "n-no i couldnt please im okay really" you stuttered you couldnt take his umbrella " no really its okay its the most i could do after making you late and covered in coffee please take it" he said shoving it toward you, you gently grabbed the handle "thank you so much i dont know how i can give you this back though," you said opening the umbrella
and smiled at him noone would ever do that for you , god bless this man
this strange pretty man
"oh my i didnt even ask your name" he said looking at you again
"yn yln" you said shaking his hand
" nice to make your acquaintance miss yln im edward nygma" he said shaking your hand smiling at you.
you too looked at eachother for a while smiling then something hit you " oH MY GOD MY JOB IM SORRY MR NYMGA BUT I HAVE TO GO" you shreiked and began to turn around " it was nice to meet you, im sorry if im being rude you seem like such an amazing person but i cant get fired i havent even started my job yet" you yelled back at him, you made one last look and bowed then turned and ran towards your destination. you hadnt known that ed was watching you leave blown away by how a girl would be so kind to him ,answer his riddle, and not think hes a weirdo. he smiled then turned to his vehicle getting in looking around for the bag of extra clothes he had for inccidents like this. you finally got to the building breathing heavily you got in got checked in and everything, only 8 minutes late you told the lady why you were late, refrencing to the coffee on your sweater and shirt. you looked like she didnt give a fuck but let you stay. you sat in your lil desk and wondered looking around you at the building then you realized , you didnt get the cute guys number. you looked down at your hands and frowned.
not knowing that you were in the same building until a couple days later when u met the riddle boy again.
jerome🎪🃏🔪
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you were in arkham. (cliche) you killed 5 girls from your school and hid their bodies in different bathroom stalls.
you didnt have remorse or guilt the bitches were bulling you since elementary, you thought they deserved its not your fault that they tormented you.
you were a NICE KID
it was just a little snap. of their necks!HAHAHA HA no im kidding.
you stabbed 3 and drowned the other 2 in toilets. telling them that they were literal peices of shit now then laughing maniaclly at your joke.
a teacher walked in on you cleaning the blood off your hands in the sink giggling to yourself, she saw the blood sliding on the floor coming from the stalls.
and now here you are, a dysocial sociopath. and murderer. a changed person, murder did wonders to your confidence but you still refused to talk to anyone. you just sat and watched the crazy people fight and bicker, rock back and fourth,mumble, talk to themselves. ect
boring until this very eccentric ginger boy entered the asylum. at first the only reason you watched him in the first place was because he was the hottest in the room,
"hi gorgeous im jerome" he said and he sat down beside you and wrapped an arm around you. "who me?" you asked suprised looking around and back at him. "noo! that gentlemen over there" he joked pointing to a frail sick looking man sitting on a table next to yours rocking back and forth.
you giggled and looked at him "im --" you said holding out your hand
"it is a honour" he said "so what you in for" he asked you completely skipping small talk. "this isnt prison" you retorted
"im just being curious, let me guess.... emotional abuse" he guessed "nope" you popped
"murder" you said with a straight face looking directly at him. a smile crept onto his face "your my kind of party doll" he said "you need someone to keep you safe around here" he said looking around at the people "youre right!" you said, his head snapped up looking at you "how about i ask that guy" you said in a joking matter pointing to the very large scary man who sat in the far corner talking to himself,stopping to scream at other patients occasionally.
he laughed "oh no you dont want him i hear hes known for biting" he said
"i was thinking someone a little more oh you know, not crazy" he said putting him palm on his chest, gesturing to himself. "honey, were all crazy here" you said. "thats an excellent point, but im not crazy" he said
"why are you here then?" you asked
"matricide" he said leaning back in his chair. "ooh charming" you joked
he laughed again, that loud slightly creepy eccentric laugh. "i know." he smirked and gave you a wink "so whadda say dollface? can i be of your service, no pay needed" he said "unless you want to return services" he whispered in your ear
you shivered and thought "hmm i dont know mr j that man does look like he can protect me" you sing songed, jeromes smile dropped "im kidding sure ginger knock yourself out" you said looking back at him, he gave you the circus boy smile.
"you and i are going to get along real good doll" he said putting his arm back around you and leaning back unto his chair "just fine."
bruce 💵📚👤
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rich kid school.
you werent a fucking dipshit and you were nice and smart and didnt seem to care he was rich, or about his parents,
he dug that.
you stuck up for him when it was needed (those lil shits, but bruce fucked that one kid up so horay!)
but then batman didnt need protectin so :'(
( im sorry this one is shit just
idk where the fuck anyone would meet bruce,
in the alley with mommy and daddy¿, shopping¿ when he was all street rat with selina¿
all i could think of was school.)
why dont u stay awhile, its nice here no?
the end of the beginning