Do: Make a Good First Impression
Don't: Spill a Latte on Them
{Sorry about that.} [It got us together didn't it? I have no quarrels in losing that blouse]
Do: Arrange a Way to Pay Them Back
Don't: Pepper Spray Them
{Sorry about that, too.}
Do: Plan Ahead
[Not for love of course, that just happens]
Don't: Forget the Date
{Aha! You did do something wrong!} [Yes I did.]
Do: Have Fun on Said Date
Don't: Sleep Over at Their House without Their Knowledge
{You did what?} [I didn't do anything to you.] {*glares*} [Well. Other than the lamp.] {That was you?}
Do: Get Out Without Their Knowledge of You Being There
Don't: Stop a Date Early to Plan a Heist
[Was that why we didn't go on dates past nine for three weeks?] {At least I didn't break into your house!} [Sorry!]
Do: Ask Them Out on a Proper Date
Don't: Punch Them in the Face
[Now that's something I'm really sorry about.] {Don't worry, I totally deserved it.} [No, you didn't.] {Whatever you say.}
Do: Love Them Anyway
{I love you.} [Love you, too.]