glenn started a chat
glenn: carls like kind of person to scream his own name during sex
ron: he does
lizzy: NDNDNNDNDND
mea: whos carl
abraham: thats my line
mea: o
rick: whos mea
abraham: KYS
lizzy: the newest member of the hoe squad
lizzy: the hoe squad consists of glenn, carl,mea, ron and i
glenn: why am i in it
mea: bc hoe
carl: shes gets it already
carl: this is gonna be great
rick: what is the hoe squad
daryl: and why are my children in it
lizzy: its a squad full of hoes @ rick
lizzy: bc your children are hoes @ daryl
mea: hi im little orphan mea
glenn: hi im glenn and im 20 days sober
maggie: glenn youre not even 20 hours sober
lizzys: maggies no fun☹️
glenn: tru
glenn: MAGGIE IM SORRY STOP THROWING KNIVES AT ME
lizzy: we need a national anthem for the hoe squad
lizzy: we're all in this together
mea: fuck my life
carl: kill myself
ron: what the hell
glenn: am i doing
lizzy: my life story
glenn: i just fucked a horse
maggie: what
glenn: shall i repeat myself
glenn: i
glenn: just
glenn: fucked
glenn: a
glenn: horse
carl: orrrrr
carl: did a horse just fuck glenn🤔
glenn: YODELING
ron: did you just
carl: boi he did
glenn: gotta enid
enid: fml
maggie: since when was there a horse in alexandria
glenn: since sheriff rick got here. bc cowboys ride horses and rick needs a horse
carl: but i thought daryl was my dads horse
glenn: SCREAMING
lizzy: oh and carl whos your horse🤔
ron: 😏
daryl: carl is right tho
daryl: but what the hell is lizzy talking about
mea: i thought everyone knew carl was gay
lizzy: NDNFMDKDKKFKF EVEN MIA KNOWS AND SGE JUST GOT HERE BOI
lizzy: OUR PARENTS ARE SO CLUELESS
rick: what
maggie: youre a clueless bitch
glenn: same
carl: i have a confession
lizzy: well its about damn time
carl: i peed in the pool
lizzy: *checks closet*
lizzy: CARL GET TF OUT HERE
ron: i just spit out my drink
ron: its everywhere help
rick: lmao
lizzy: *also checks entire house*
lizzy: CARLS VIRGINITY WHERE ARE YOU
ron: actually its at my house sorry
lizzy: well that was a waste of time
carl: this is why im an alcoholic
lizzy: i hear someone choking
ron: its me sorry
lizzy: i thought i told you to stop choking on carls dick
carl: FFFFFFF
ron: it was just water.....
lizzy: DONT LIE TO US WE ALL KNOW THAT #RARL IS A THING
rick: #sincewhen
maggie: #sinceforever
glenn: youre just a clueless bitch
daryl: why am i just now hearing that my son is gay
carl: guys i have a confession
ron: hes hella gay
mea: hes hella gay for ron
lizzy: tru
rick: YAY NOW LIZZY HAS TO BE A LESBIAN
lizzy: but the only lesbians here are rosita and tara. #rositara
daryl: lizzy is the only straight one in our family
maggie: what about judith
rick: shes probably not even mine
daryl: werent whori and shane fucking
rick: yeah we had a threesome but i really only interested in shane
daryl: what
carl: NDJFKFJFNDND DAD I DONT WANNA KNOW THIS