don pov
did not expect that to happen. not even a little bit. ended up destroying 6 entire cities. government is trying to call me a god-level monster. tsk...like they could compare me to one of them. im WAY more dangerous than that. im getting off track here. i had taken tornado to the hospital like three cities over. there were so many shocked faces. its no big deal. it was just me and saitama. we were kinda naked but that's not that big of a deal. i sighed. i ended up destroying the house too. that means we have no clothes, no money, not even an identity. its pretty much me and saitama vs the world right now. i had taken her to the ER when the police spotted me. "THERE HE IS!! CAPTURE HIM!!" i sighed. i looked at saitama. same blank face. he clutched my hand like his life depended on it. its terrible of me to do this to him. i took away everything. his house, all his clothes, if he let go he probably would be fine. yeah. just considered one of the casualties of this disaster. i couldn't blame him if he wanted to. i mean....being with me means never being a hero again. i wonder what he is thinking about right now. i saw a dark blush form on his cheeks. his eyes kept looking down then straight ahead. then down. then straight ahead. the blush darkened. i looked down. i face palmed. he was super hard. of all the times to think about sex. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND UNHAND YOUR HOSTAGE!!!" i turned my head to look at the small army of police officers partially piled in the entrance to the ER. all of them had armor and raid shields. like that could protect them from my power. i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. i almost forgot. its all just hanging out right now. we need some clothes. i looked at the police again. hmm....the one in the front looks about my size. the one next to him looks about saitama's size. ok. a flick of the wrists and they were down to their undies. they blushed and covered themselves. i levitated the clothes to us. yeah. the shirt was my size. pants were a little big. i levitated the other shirt and pants to saitama. he just stared at them blankly, still clutching my hand. i put on the green camo pants, socks, and the combat boots. i started to pull on the black shirt. i tried to let go of saitama's hand. nope. he still held on. he still stared blankly at the clothes floating in front of him. does he even know what is going on right now? i pulled his face into a kiss. he kissed back. he started tugging at my pants. i pulled away. "...i wanna-" i cut him off with finger. "we gotta go. now. get dressed," i said flatly. he pouted. he finally let go of my hand and put on the pants. i pulled on my shirt. he put on the socks, shirt, and the combat boots. wow. these clothes were perfect fits. like they sent them just so we could have clothes. it was a little uncomfy with no undies but think about it...who would want to wear someone else's used undies? i sighed. ok. we are clothed. i looked back at the police. most of them were shaking. barely held their guns still. i sighed. they knew they were no match. not even in the same league. i started to walk towards them, saitama jogging to grab my hand. "S-S-STAY WHERE YOU A-A-ARE!!!" a flick of the wrist and all of their guns and shields shattered. their jaws dropped. i kept walking. they shook. "just clear a path. i wont do anything to you," i said calmly. many of them moved to the sides. all but a few brave souls. "WE WONT LET YOU OUT OF THIS!! WE STAND FOR JUSTICE AND-" he was cut off by a mouth full of dry wall. he kinda flew into a wall. "anyone else wanna 'stand for justice'?" i asked. they just hung their heads and moved out the way. me and saitama made our way out.
when we got out, we were met with the rest of the military. i was surprised to see that there was no heroes among them. they all trained their guns on me. "IF YOU DONT RELEASE YOUR HOSTAGE, WE WILL OPEN FIRE!!!" yelled one in the far back. that didn't make sense. if they did that, then they would kill the hostage. not that saitama would be killed but you get the point. i sighed. i slowly raised a hand. "DONT MOVE!!!" i sighed. "look. you all know that this is pointless. just move out the way and we will be on our way," i started walking towards them. they shook. "dont worry. i wont hurt you. just-" someone shot. the bullet stopped in midair. not because of my power either. there was a little burst of wind. i looked over to see saitama had caught the bullet between the index and middle fingers of his hand. his face was serious. "LISTEN UP YOU STUPID FUCKERS CAUSE IM GONNA SAY IT ONE TIME ONLY!!! DONT FUCKING SHOOT AT MY BOYFRIEND!!!" he yelled. i couldn't help but smile. made me feel sorta giddy. i sighed. yeah. i fell hard for baldy. the people dropped their guns and ran away. saitama chuckled. "....wimps," he whispered. i pulled him into a kiss. i melted a little. i pulled away with a pop. "did i tell you i love you?" i asked rhetorically. he giggled, his face reverting to blank with a smile. "...you could tell me more often," he whispered. i took his hand and levitated us off the ground.
we floated high up in the sky and traveled away from the 6-city-sized crater. "where are we going?" asked saitama after a long moment of silence. i shrugged. "i dont know. just leaving," i said. "...o-ok," we kept going.
we flew for about two hours before i was starting to feel hungry. i heard his stomach rumble. "...im hungry," he said flatly. i looked down. there was a small village surrounded by forestry. i flew threw a cloud of smoke. something was cooking. i floated us down to the gate. it was fastly approaching sunset. we will have to spend the night here if we can. we walked up to the gate. i looked into the little town. sorta rural. small. seems comfy. i saw a bunch of old people wandering around. i knocked on the gate. a few of them looked in our direction. an older man with gray hair and missing teeth came over to the gate. "c-can i help you young fellers?" he had a crackly voice. "we just want to know if we could spend the night here. get a bath and some food in us. we dont have much to pay..." i dug in the pockets of these 'borrowed' clothes. there was a wallet. i took it out. opened it up. my heart broke a little. picture of the guy on his id with some pics of his kids. i made a mental note to find him to return this. i pulled out the cash. 50k yen. "...we can give you like 5k yen," i handed him the money. he shook his head. "we dont have a problem taking you guys in. we will give you a place to stay we just gotta get inside fast, or else the monster'll git ya," he opened the gate and waved us inside. we walked in. we were led to a little two story house. it was run down but looked well taken care of. we were led inside to a small room. it had a small bed to the left of the room and a little tv on a stand on the right of the room. there was a door in the back of the room that showed a little bedroom. "here you guys are. we got ya one room since i figured ya both more than friends," he gestured to our handhold. i shrugged. "well, im gonna leave you guys to yer bidness. dinner is in an hour out front. make yourselves comfy," he waved and he was out the door.
he had shut it behind him. it was just me and saitama. i sighed. i looked at him. he had took off his shirt and was working his pants off. i stripped along with him and walked into the bathroom. i was about to close the door when there was a burst of wind. saitama was just sitting in the little tub. i shut the door. the bathroom was surprisingly nice. little sink area and cabinet on either side of the small room. the tub was on the other side of sink opposite the door. opposite that was the toilet. on the opposite wall of the door was a little window that was around three feet off the ground. it was compact but cozy. i walked over and sat on the edge of the tub. he was giggling. "...bath time with don," he whispered. he sounds like a little kid. i turned on the water. it was warm. filled the room with steam. it filled up to his chin. i turned the water off. i stood up and started to walk out. "where are you going?" he asked. "tub is too small. the water will flood the floor," i said. i had started to reach for the door when there was a splash and a burst of moist wind. he grabbed my hand. "...i said 'bath time with don'. that means that we will take a bath together," he pulled me back. he let out some of the water, picked me up and placed me into the water. he got in and sat between my legs. he pulled my arms around his waist. snuggled back against my chest. laid his head back on my shoulder. he sighed, a light blush appearing on his cheeks. "...mmmm...doooonnnn," he moaned softly. it was cozy. not much room for movement. warm. comfy. the slight arousal from saitama's butt pressed against me sent warm waves through my body. i let out a long sigh of content.
"do you know what this means?" i asked after a moment of blissful silence. he grunted. "more time with don," he said flatly. "im a wanted monster capable of destroying the world. we will never be alone. always have someone watching us and pursuing us till at least im in a cage that inhibits my power," i had slowly started to panic as i wrapped my head around the situation. "tsk...like id ever let them take my boyfriend from me. they will get punched. simple as that," he said with enviable confidence. "you know...if you stay with me, you wont be able to be a hero anymore," i said. he chuckled. "as long as i have my don, im alright," he whispered. he turned his head and kissed my cheek. "how can you be so sure? what if there is something that can inhibit my power?" i could feel the uneasy swell in my chest. "you dont have to worry because ill be there. always and forever," he said. i sighed. "what do you see in me? why are you willing to give it all up for someone like me?" shit. they started flowing. i didn't feel them till they rolled off his shoulder back on to me. he sat forward and turned to face me. his blank face turned serious. "im here cause i want to be. if i wanted to leave, i would have done it a while ago. im prepared to go all the way with you for the rest of our lives. why? because i love you. i love you sooooooooo much. if it weren't for you, id still be at my little depressing apartment probably sleeping or watching the news or wallowing in self pity cause i kill all my enemies in one punch. you gave me so much more than you will ever know or i will ever care to explain to you, so stop doubting yourself, me, or this predicament we are in. if you ever feel overwhelmed just stare at me, because i stare at you when i am feeling down," he kissed me. i melted a little. he wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled, making the kiss deeper. i wrapped my arms around his waist and pulled him to me. oh he feels so good. just so fucking warm and gentle. even though his hands can blow away cities, they caress my head so lovingly. i melted a little more. he pulled away a little. he leaned his forehead to touch mine. i could feel his warm breath on my lips. he just stared at me. looked into my soul. his stomach rumbled. his face went blank with a slight blush. "...im hungry," he said flatly. i couldn't help but chuckle. yeah. im ok now. i can do this. as long as baldy is with me, we can get through this together. yeah. its me and baldy against the world.
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ive been thinking....and thinking....and i think this will be the only other story ill leave as is. i can keep going with this storyline so it can stay the same. yeah.
Ronald