Funny Texts and Jokes

By joseybell

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Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline. More

Xbox
Pregnant
Dropped my phone
Phone
Fart
Drunk
Drunk
You up
O_O
Circle
Fake
Driving
Suspended
Birthday
Heaven and Hell
Squirrel
Mom
School
People
Teacher
Me at school
Trash Can
Appericate it
Merry Christmas To Me
Who paid you
Months
School
What do you have
Constipation
Taxi driver
Break there bones
Miley Cyrus
What do i send
Table
House
Scissors
Short
Batman
Drunk
Lion
Midget
...
ily
Weekend
Yo momma
Fart
Lemons
Short
Boss
Bang
Read
Love
School
Thought
Daddy
Guys
Boss
Noodle
Corner
Understand
Moment
Hate
Joke
Heaven
Authors Note
Girlfriend
Makeup
Eyebrows
Dance
Blonde
Bed
Santa
Trees
Bison
Mrs. Right
Fog
2020
Thanks for coming
Ugly
Kidnapping
Ice cube
Balloon
Address
Authors Note
Construction
Paper
Frogs
Sea Sickness
Carrot
Authors Note
Switzerland
Dad Joke #1
Sushi
Snowman
Orange Juice
Calendar
Magic
Roll
Dad Joke #2
Authors Note
Switzerland
Sheep
Cactus
Concert
Choking Hazard
Authors Note
Authors Note

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