Alien's It Girl (B.A.P - BAP)

By vaho1997

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Yang Haru was a normal looking, XXX-L sized girl with self-esteem issues until six Mato aliens come knocking... More

Alien's It Girl (B.A.P)
Chapter 2 Kidnapping the KFC Ahjusshi
Chapter 3 The Bad Beginning
Chapter 4 Exposed Private Parts
Chapter 5 Invisible Aliens
Chapter 6 Alien Human Sandwich
Chapter 7 Zelo Discovers Cherry Tomato
Chapter 8 Where's Zelo?
Chapter 9 Like A Blonde Porcupine...
Chapter 10 Slapping Yongguk's Butt
Chapter 11 Himchan's Special Sexy Hot Cakes
Chapter 12 Lesson 1: Aliens love James Bond
Author's Note
Chapter 13 Football bonds males together.
Chapter 14 Who's My Baby Girl?
Chapter 15 Do you like balls?
Chapter 16 Happy 2561st birthday!
Chapter 17 Daehyun's version
The Author's Note
Chapter 18 Look Out! Aliens On The Run!
Non update
Chapter 19 Blood Thirsty Warriors Building a... Sandcastle!
Chapter 20 Battle For The Buffet
Chapter 21 The Date and The Disaster
Authors Note
Chapter 22 Lesson 2: Brownie Bear's Manners
Chapter 23 B.A.ngtan Block
Chapter 24 Zelo Is Cute, So Your Argument Is Irrelevant.
Chapter 25 Daehyun Proves A Theory
Chapter 26 Lesson 3: How To Torture An Alien
Chapter 27 How To Seduce Using A Vegetable
Chapter 28 That XX
Chapter 29 Cut A Hole In Your Pants!
Chapter 30 "I'm Glad We Had This Chat."
Chapter 31 A Black Bundle Of Trouble
Chapter 32 Weird Matokian Candy
Chapter 33 Chicken Feather Duster Attack!
Chapter 34 Five Males In Victoria's Secret
A-a-author's n-n-note...
Chapter 35 A Genuine Apology
Chapter 36 Our Cute Litte Ramyeon Pie
Chapter 38 Jaehyo's Naughty Hands
Chapter 39 Kimchi Burn
Chapter 40 Ready To Rock And Roll!
Chapter 41 Jongup Bells
Chapter 42 Love Is Free French Fries?
Chapter 43 Attack The Floor!
Chapter 44 Take Off Your Shirt And Lie Down.
Chapter 45 "Pink Is Life!"
Chapter 46 New Queen Bee
Chapter 47 Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows
Chapter 48 Excuse Me For Be Beautiful
Chapter 49 Pirate Bear Hostage
Chapter 50 Butterflies, Toothbrushes and Frog Essence no.5
Chapter 51 A Rose, Coupons and Constipated Ostritchs
Chapter 52 Haru The Juice Box, Stresss~
Chapter 53 Haru Is Beef!
Chapter 54 Glitter and Unicorns!
Chapter 55 Froggie The Frog
Chapter 56 Frogblocker
Announcement
Chapter 57 Planning An Assassination
Chapter 58 Down The Toilet, In A Broom Closet and Teeth Marks
Chapter 59 Hello Kitty Bribe
Yet again another one.
Chapter 60 Sappy Love Songs And A Cucumber
Chapter 61 Brought To Justice
Chapter 62 A Sad Sack Of Potatoes.
Chapter 63 Green Tea and Walking Sticks
Chapter 64 Let's Keep This PG 13
Final Author's Note.

Chapter 37 You wanna B, Block B?

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By vaho1997

 Hellooo my Lovelies!

I'm gonna cut this short. 

I assume that you are already watching Led Apple's covers because they sing and play their respective instruments extremely well, plus all the money earned from advertisements are donated to an organization that helps defend children's rights.

Please give the video a shot.

Yongguk's "not-impressed" face ----------------------------------> 

Enjoy!

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           "Jealous bitches should keep their dirty mouths shut." 

          "Especially the ugly ones."

          The entire class went deathly silent, the bad-mouthing girls all sent daggers to the crude speakers, but when they saw the two speakers faces they all lowered their heads and blushed.  I leaned to the side to try and take a glimpse of the speakers but they stepped forward instead and nodded their head. 

          "Hey." The tall, fair skinned boy with vibrant bright red hair smirked, his shorter friend with blonde hair and cat-like eyes nodded at me with a lop-sided smirk. "Remember us?"

          "I know you!" I pointed, the entire class turned their head and looked at me. 

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Haru's POV

          "P-P-P.O?" I stuttered nervously, I've only seen them once before very briefly. "And, uh... U-Kwon?"

          "Right!" U-Kwon grinned widely and waved. "Smart girl. Hi, I'm Block B's smile representative, U-Kwon."

          "You've gotten prettier." P.O placed his hands in his trouser pockets and bit his lips with a mischievous smile on his face. "Hi, I'm Block B's charismatic rapper, slash, maknae." He said in a surprisingly deep voice, but finished his introduction off with a cute peace sign.

          "T-Thanks I guess." I smiled and looked away. "I haven't had the chance to introduce myself. Nice to meet you, I'm Yang Haru. Thank you for helping me last time." 

          "Are you done yet? Or does the entire class have to wait for you three to stop talking?" The teacher asked sarcastically and rolled her eyes in annoyance. I winced and kept my mouth shut. Don't want to be on the teacher's bad side on the very first day. 

          "Just choose a seat." The teacher waved at the 35 chairs and tables in front of the class. Everyone started speed walking to the chairs at the very back, while I sat on the second row, by the window. U-Kwon nudged P.O and they stood up from their seats at the very back corner to sit in front of me and to my left. 

          "So, Haru. We're in the same class." P.O leaned over, "Excited?" 

          "Aren't you two... older than me?" I whispered the last three words. 

          "92 here." U-Kwon raised his fore and middle finger, "P.O is an early 93."

          "We stayed back a few years." P.O said.

          "Be quiet." The teacher whacked her table with a wooden stick. "You and you. Hand out the textbooks."

          Haru lowered her head and started flipping the pages of her new textbook in silence trying not to get into deeper trouble than she already was. P.O's long legs were folded and bent together just so he could fit them under the table, when ever he wanted to stretch his legs, his knees either banged against the table or he accidentally kicks the kid in front of him. "Sorry, friend." He chuckles, placed the book on his face and shakes U-Kwon's arm. "Look, hyung. I can balance the book on my nose!"

          "You're so talented." U-Kwon replied sarcastically and playfully smacked his hand on the book, squishing P.O's nose in the process. 

          "OW!"

          "BE QUIET."

          "Shhh..." I whispered and placed my forefinger to my lips. "Don't piss her off anymore."

          "Don't worry, we've already pissed her off for 3 years. She'll have to let us graduate some day." U-Kwon laughed and elbowed P.O's arm and wriggled his eyebrows. I seem to be mingling with the wrong type of people... I just want to quietly glide through these three years of high school, make no fuss, no trouble and catch no one's attention. 

          Right now, I'm going the completely opposite direction.

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          "I'm starving." P.O yelled loudly and stood up, looked at his watch with a large smile, raised his hands up in the air with his eyes closed. With perfect timing, the school bell chimed signalling a lunch break, P.O waved his hands as if conducting the bell. "Let's eat lunch together, Haru."

          "We'll have to introduce you to the Block B Crew." U-Kwon smirked and tossed his book back onto the table, the two bright haired boys left the classroom before the others even comprehended. My eyes flickered left and right nervously as I tucked the books into my bag and hurried after the two. The other classmates weren't as friendly as U-Kwon and P.O they looked annoyed and some even looked angry. 

          I ducked my head and ran after them. P.O's flaming red hair was like a police's siren, drawing everyone attention while U-Kwon's muscular build make all the student stare. All three of us laid food on our trays and walked to a table on the second floor where we had a view of the whole cafeteria. P.O and U-Kwon were walking confidently, P.O taking big strides with his long legs while U-Kwon walked loudly. "Guys, Are you sure I can sit at that table?"

          "Don't worry, you're our friend." U-Kwon placed his tray on the table and steered me into a seat. "Sit down and eat."

          "Sit somewhere else, kid." P.O growled, his voice was deep and reminded me of Yongguk's baritone voice, like a deep rumble from a lion's mouth. "This is Block B's table."

          "I don't see your name anywhere." The boy retorted. P.O lifted his and my tray of food off the table as another guy with blonde hair and curved earrings came forward silently. The guy with curved earrings placed a hand on the table and flipped it over, catapulting the boy's food onto the floor. Under the table were 10 letters scribbled in black permanent marker. BLOCK B CREW.

          The blonde guy with curved earrings stepped up close to the boy and glared down. Judging by the badge on his chest, he was a Year Three, senior. The boy averted his eyes and bowed, "Sorry, Sunbae. I didn't know. Forgive me."

          The guy jerked his head to the right, the boy quickly grabbed his tray and disappeared. I gulped and watched Earrings-guy flip the table upright with his foot. P.O placed my tray back on the table and sat down next to me. "B-Bomb hyung, this is Yang Haru. Remember her?"

          Earrings-guy looked at me and gave me a lopsided smirk. "I remember you, you've lost a lot of weight. What's up?"

          "Nothing!" I replied and sat stiffly on my seat. "Nothing's up!"

          "I'm Block B's chic dancing machine, B-Bomb." He made a small salute and I bowed multiple times, (it was because of his threatening gaze and bone-chilling aura)

          "Isn't she adorable?" U-Kwon laughed cheerfully and mixed his rice well. Once Earrings-guy walked away to get food, I leaned closer to them to whisper, "Are you sure I'm welcome here? I can always eat downstairs."

          "It's fine. Hyung didn't yank you by the back of your shirt or punch you in the face, that mean's he accepts you." P.O replied brightly and ate a huge spoonful of rice. "Stop worrying and eat, your food is going cold-"

          "P.O who's the girl." A guy with white hair slammed his tray down, his eyes were heavily lined with black eyeliner. "Why is there a girl sitting here?"

          "Zico, this is Yang Haru. Remember her?" U-Kwon pointed at me with his spoon, "The girl from the club?"

          "You. You've lost weight." He commented, sat next to U-Kwon and started eating. "I've got that Witch for my teacher, again. Either she loves me, or she loves torturing me."

          "Hey, Jamaican beggar. Where are your manners?" A short, black haired, kid-like guy walked over and swatted Zico at the back of his head. "Hi, I'm Taeil." His voice was very mellow and cute, it wasn't what he said that made him sound cute, it was how he said those words. 

          "Nice to meet you sunbae-nim. I'm Yang Haru." I bowed and shook his outstretched hand. 

          "So polite." He laughed and sat next to B-Bomb. "Don't worry, I'm not a mean sunbae."

          "I'm Zico. Leader of Block B Crew." Zico raised his head, saluted with his mouth full. "Yeah yeah yeh!"

          "Gross." U-Kwon covered Zico's mouth with his hand and pushed Zico's face away.

          "What is the name of this beautiful lady sitting in front of me?" An abnormally pretty boy asked, his big bright eyes stared into mine, a small, quirky smile appeared as he leaned closer. I frowned and backed away so we weren't literally sharing the same breath of air. This guy reminded me of Himchan, the over-reacting, naughty, playboy kind of Himchan. 

          "Um, Sunbae. Can you back up a little? Our faces are almost touching." I said with my head as far away as I could from his, I had to put a hand on his shoulder just to keep him from leaning too close. "Please?"

          Pretty boy backed away with a well-rehearsed, charming smile on his face. Once our noses were no longer touching, I exhaled in relief. He grabbed my hand and kissed my knuckles, when he looked up, his eyes softened and his smile was even brighter than before. "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer." He said with a smooth alto voice.

          I cringed at the cheesy pick up line and turned away from him trying to eat, but he pulled my face back to him and said, "You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, You'll set the table on fire." 

          I peeled his hands off my cheek and frowned at Pretty boy, "Please stop."

          "Do you know what my shirt is made of?" Pretty boy asked and made me touch his uniform shirt. 

          "Cotton?" I guessed since we were wearing the same uniform,

          "Boyfriend material." He replied with a cheeky grin and held my hand over his heart. I tugged on my hand, trying to make him let go. When he didn't, I looked over to P.O and U-Kwon in alarm and was begging for help with my eyes. 

          "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would but 'U' and 'I' together." He leaned in to whisper.

          "Well thank goodness 'N' and 'O' are together." I snapped,

          "GAAAAAH!" Pretty boy back pedaled so quickly, he crashed into U-Kwon who was just coming back upstairs with a fresh bowl of rice. U-Kwon quickly caught the rice and punched Pretty-boy on the back.

          "What is her name." Pretty boy snarled at B-Bomb.

          "Yang Haru." B-Bomb replied calmly and ate his side-dishes. 

          "YOU." Pretty boy pointed at my face. "Yang Haru. Did you feel anything when I stared at you for such a long time?!?"

          "Yeah, annoyed." I swiped his finger away from my face and turned back to my food. Pretty boy collapsed on the floor clutching his heart while panting like a person with an asthma attack. 

          "Anything else?! Anything?!" Pretty boy asked urgently.

          "Weird out?" I suggested with my eyes wide. What have I done now?! Why is the Pretty boy on the floor yelling his head off like the world was about to end?

          "ANYTHING EEEELSE?!"

          "Nothing. None what so freaking ever. Are you feeling well?"

          "What the hell is wrong with her?!?" Pretty boy asked B-Bomb while pointing at me, "Why doesn't she fall for my manly charms?! I was actually trying this time. I turned on my charm to the maximum. WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"

          "I have built up an immune system against your so called 'charm'. Your sugar-coated words won't work on me." Pretty boy was irritating me with his screaming and over-reacting. I took a deep breath, "Didn't your mom teach you not to point at people you don't know?"

          "YOU DON'T KNOW ME?!" Pretty boy snapped his head back at me with his mouth and eyes wide open. "Like seriously. You don't know who I am?!"

          "Should I?" I blinked and frowned, "Nope. I'm sure I've never met you before."

          Zico snorted and choked on his soup while U-Kwon, B-Bomb and P.O were laughing out loud. Full blown laughter. Even Taeil had to chuckle and shake his head. Pretty boy looked as if his world had just collapsed and he was the sole survivor. 

          "You can always introduce yourself..." I suggested softly and tried to help Pretty boy to his feet. He leaned heavily against me and rubbed his temples.

          "You're a devil. I hate you." Pretty boy mutter and dropped into a plastic chair. Everyone else around the table watched us converse and their food laid forgotten on the table. Pretty boy scrunched up his face and looked at me straight in the eyes. "I can't believe you haven't heard of me. What have you been doing all your life? Living under a rock?"

          "That's rude." I muttered and shoved him away. "Can't blame me for not knowing you."

          "Someone introduce me." Pretty boy waved his hand carelessly and rubbed his temples. "This kid is giving me a migraine."

          "He's Ahn Jaehyo." P.O stated simply and went back to eating, Pretty boy/Jaehyo glared at P.O for thirty seconds.

          "Well? Continue!" Pretty boy/Jaehyo scoffed.

          "Top ulzzang of Seoul, visual of Block B and an avid Pikachu lover." P.O continued with a bored tone. "Happy hyung?"

          "The introduction could have been better." Jaehyo muttered, "Yang Haru, you have been living under a rock for far too long."

          "Sunbae, I know this is rude but can you stop insulting me for a moment?" I asked and picked up my tray. "I'll be taking my leave. Have a nice lunch break."

          "WAIT!" Jaehyo yelled. His voice echoed through the cafeteria and everyone from downstairs stared up at us. "Stay."

           "You insulted me, yelled at me, threw cheesy pick up lines at me and pointed at my face even though it's the first time I've ever seen you." I frowned and took a step back. "Why should I listen to you?"

          "Second." B-Bomb stated randomly. 

          "Pardon?" I turned around to look at him. 

          "The underground club." Zico prompted, "You've met us twice."

          "I'll be nice and gentlemanly." Jaehyo bargained with an arched brow and a charming smile. "Sit."

          He pulled my chair out and P.O patted on it. "Haru, sit. You won't find anyone else to eat with now."

          I ducked my head and sat back down, Jaehyo pushed my seat back and sat at his seat. He leaned over and leaned his cheek to his palm, with a taunting and playful tone, he said: "Eat a lot, newbie."      

           "Haru..." Shin Pulip waved from downstairs, I excused myself and ran up to her.

          "Pulip!" I laughed and grabbed her hands. "How was your first lesson?"

          "I'm learning a lot!" She smiled and sat down on a bench. "Do you want to eat together?"

          "I sit upstairs, come if you want to." I replied, 

          "With Block B?" Pulip's smile slipped, "Haru. I'm telling you this, only because I want to be your friend. Block B isn't the group you should be mingling with... They aren't that popular at school, being with them might endanger the rest of your school year and give a bad impression to the teachers."

          "Really?" I asked in surprise, I looked back upstairs to the guys with brightly dyed hair. Everyone in this school had natural black hair, only they had dyed hair. "I see. I'll be careful. Do you still want to have lunch together?"

          "Not with them." Pulip whispered, stood up and smiled softly, "I'll see you later?"

          She left before I could say 'See you'. I made my way back upstairs unenthusiastically, I spotted a black haired guy sitting on my seat. U-Kwon and Jaehyo were trying to make him get out of my seat.

          "Hi, I'm Park Kyung, the face of Block B." The guy sitting in my seat waved despite being pushed strongly from all directions, he remained über cheerful and unbelievably thick skinned. 

          "Nice to meet you, Sunbae. I'm Haru." I bowed, took my tray and turned to P.O and U-Kwon. "I'll see you later."

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          The bell rang sharply, signalling the end of my first day of school. I hurried out of the room before U-Kwon and P.O could say their goodbyes. I changed my shoes and walked out. 

          "HAAAAAARU!!" 

          "BABY!"

          I was slammed face first into a warm, firm and very manly chest. Two pairs of arms wrapped themselves around me and pulled me off the ground spinning me around. Yongguk came over and patted on Himchan's shoulder. "Let her down, Channie."

          "I missed you so much!" Himchan cried and hugged my neck tightly. 

          "Can't breathe." I wheezed,

          "Himchan hyung."Youngjae started peeling Himchan off me, "You're causing a scene."

           "I don't care. I missed you." Himchan gave my a sappy smile and leaned in with his lips sticking out. 

          "Woah woah woah." Daehyun said in panic and shoved his hand between Himchan's lips and my face to push Himchan away. Yongguk growled, Zelo grabbed Himchan into an arm-bar and Yongguk flicked Himchan's forehead. "Keep your feels to yourself."

           "Haru you left so quickly, I had to-" U-Kwon began, his carefree smile faltered and he narrowed his eyes. B.A.P's smiles faded and they glared coldly at my two bright haired classmates.

          "You." Yongguk growled.

          "We're Haru's classmates." P.O threw an arm around my shoulders and U-Kwon nodded smugly. "We'll be with her 24/7."

          "Not if I can help it." Youngjae muttered, his mind must be already picturing the multiple ways on how to get rid of my two classmates.

          "Hello?" U-Kwon picked his phone. "Yah. Come here. I have something you'll really want to see. Shut up and come to the entrance. I don't care if you have detention, since when did YOU care about detention? Whatever, just get your ass here." 

           "Hands off." Daehyun growled behind his black mask. "Don't touch her."

          "Guys..." I trailed off awkwardly, all the students in my school were leaving school and they so naturally stayed to watch this little disagreement between B.A.P and U-Kwon and P.O the girls started nudging each other, giggling or whispering. The guys pulled out their phones to call up their friends and film them. 

          Suddenly the crowd parted and the rest of Block B appeared, the normal students gave them a wide berth and made a ring around us. Zico was grinning widely, it wasn't a friendly grin. It was the type of grin a trouble maker would do just before wrecking something. Yongguk straightened up and looked calmly at Zico. B.A.P walked into their 'positions' and got ready for a fight. 

          "Sup." Zico nodded at Yongguk. 

          "Zica." Yongguk replied. 

          "It's Zico." I whispered. 

          "I don't care." He whispered back to me. "You've grown taller, Zico." He said loudly and very sarcastically.

          "Hands off Haru." Zico said lazily and pulled me over, Jaehyo held me by my backpack and smiled creepily at me. "She's with us."

          "Um... guys?" I began,

          "Shh, Haru. Don't interrupt." Taeil whispered at me, placing his forefinger to his lips and pushing up his black framed glasses. "Zico's got a bone to pick with this guy."

          The two leaders started taunting each other and glaring face to face. I repeatedly tried to interrupt and add a word in, but someone kept telling me to be quiet. I was worried for Block B. I didn't want them to get hurt (I fully know B.A.P's capabilities). I don't even know why they were fighting in the first place, but I felt very uncomfortable when being labelled as a 'damsel in distress.' 

          Shin Pulip pushed her way through the filming guys and secretly squealing girls, her mouth dropped open she looked uncertainly at me, mouthing "What's going on." I shrugged to show her, I had no idea what-so-ever. 

          "Let's get this over before the headmaster comes." Zico rolled up his sleeves. 

          "Fine by me, Rat boy." Yongguk scoffed unimpressively at Zico and flexed his arm muscles. Himchan didn't do anything to stop them, in fact, Himchan was glaring at Jaehyo. B-bomb was narrowing his eyes at Daehyun and U-Kwon smirked at Jongup. P.O and Zelo, the two giant maknaes of their respective groups looked at each other eye to eye and mimicked each other mockingly. 

          Just before Zico and Yongguk could exchange fists, Pulip grabbed my hand and yelled: "HEADMASTER IS COMING!"

          At that moment, everyone cared only about themselves. If you were caught by the angry bull-like headmaster or the pet P.E teacher (who's only job is to blow his whistle loudly), you'll be rewarded with an extremely heavy detention. The students ran away in flocks trying to navigate away from the security guards and the teachers, anyone with a few brain cells left evacuated out of the campus before you could say: 'Block B.A.P fight!"

          "Haru!" Yongguk craned his neck over the crowd to locate me, but the steady flow of students rushing out were taking me and Pulip with them. 

          "Don't call her name." Zico snarled and threw a punch directed at Yongguk's face. Yongguk dodged at the very last second because he was distracted by all the people, the noises and trying to spot me in the crowd. Pulip grabbed my wrist tightly, locked our fingers together and made a mad dash out of school.

          "Dae, Jae." Yongguk barked and twisted Zico's arm, "Find her and bring her back to the ship."

          "Not so fast, Wanna-be." Zico called and grabbed onto the back of Yongguk's collar, yanking him onto the ground.

          The last thing I saw before Pulip and I turned around the corner was B.A.P (minus Daehyun and Youngjae) fighting fists to fists with Block B. B.A.P were definitely holding back, not wanting to hurt the humans too badly, but Block B weren't bad fighters either. 

          "Pulip!" I yelled and tried to shake her off. "I got to stop them! They-"

          "No. You want to spend the rest of the term cleaning windows after school?" She screamed, while running really quickly. "You'll get punched in the face if you throw yourself into their fight!"

          "They're going to hurt each other." I argued, we were still sprinting. I trained during summer with Mato Aliens, that's why I didn't find our mini-marathon too difficult, but I'm surprised how Pulip doesn't seem winded or out of breath. 

          "They are grown ups. They can take care of themselves!" She screeched. 

          I know this might be the wrong moment to say this, but I'm glad she's my friend.

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Author's Note:

FIGHT FIGHT FIIIIGHT! HIYAAAAA! 

Block B is staying for good, and so is Shin Pulip. I am pleasantly surprised at how many Lovelies know about Gag Concert and Shin Pulip! (I waddled around my room like Pingu the penguin happily because I felt like I was the only one that would watch Gag Concert. Thank goodness there are others out there just like me!)

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