Draco Malfoy - Swish and Flick - Lyrics:
Draco Malfoy,
You've been a very bad boy.
a death eater at sixteen,
And now you make the girls scream.
Draco Malfoy,
You know you make me hot boy.
I want you to deflower me,
Like Lavender or Pansy.
Draco Malfoy,
You could be my boy toy.
Play you like exploding snap,
If I can get down on your lap.
I love the way you talk,
With your sexy British drawl.
I love the way you make,
Your little house elves crawl.
I love your grey eyes,
And your white-blonde hair.
I love the way you act,
Like you just don't care.
Follow me up,
to the astronomy tower.
After we're done,
you might need a cold shower.
You're the hottest boy,
in Slytherin.
You make me go wild,
With your come hither grin.
There are things I want to do,
But I'm afraid it's a sin.
Let's play quidditch naked,
And I'll even let you win.
Draco Malfoy,
There's no need to be so coy.
Sadly only Merlin knows,
What you've got beneath your clothes.
Draco Malfoy,
Don't be such a killjoy.
Why you acting like you're shy,
I know you're not a modest guy.
Draco Malfoy,
You're bad when you're a good boy.
You snitched about some dragon eggs.
But can I get between your legs?
Draco Malfoy,
You've been a very sad boy.
You couldn't kill off Dumbledore,
Still I want you even more.
Like the patronus charm,
I'll be your protection.
Just as long,
as you give me affection.
You're so smart,
People call you a genius.
I'll show you mine,
If you show me your,
Dark mark,
On your left arm,
I'll keep it a secret,
Like a fidelius charm.
although you can't
catch the snitch,
You can't deny
You're filthy rich.
So long as you let me scratch that itch,
I'll be your most devoted witch.
Draco Malfoy,
You've been a rather foul boy.
There ain't no one you wouldn't hex,
And that makes me just want your sex.