- knows the nurse by her first name bc the infirmary is his home away from home
-takes rivalries seriously
-once stole the rival schools mascot and threw dog shit on it
- been smoking cigarettes since he was 13
- rumored to have got some girl pregnant while vacationing in bora bora when he was 15
- always getting in detention
- when he's not in the nurses office he's in detention
- flirts with the lunch lady for some biscuits
- gets suspended once a week
- been arrested when he was 3
jack wilshere is actually a buff thing 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍