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To The Mall

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Ok. So im sitting on my bed and watching a video on my laptop.

My sister walks in and asks me do i want to go to the mall.

"I'm busy," I say. She looks on my laptyop and says... "your not busy,

your watching watching cats run into walls."

"Get out."

"No, your coming to the mall with me," my sister said. "Pleeeeeaaaasssseee," she whined.

"Fine." But then again, its not illegal to throw your sister out a window. But im not that kind of person. I got dressed in a royal purple t-shirt, black jeans, and my black jordans. When i walked

out my room my sister was right outside my door.

"Have you been here the whole time?," i asked my sister. "Yeah, you took to long."

"It was only like three minutes," i said, cofused about how is three minutes long.

"Yeah, thats long," she said.

"How long did you take?," I asked. "Ten minutes."

I eye boggled. "What?"

"Ten minutes is short," she said. "No its not," i said.

"Really? I always thought ten minutes or any thing above that was short."

How i wanted to strangle her right now.

"Lets go," i said. We walked downstairs, and headed for the door.

But just when we were about a few feet away from the door, my cat, Midnight, tried to jump at a huge fly, she missed, and hit the wall.

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