Dumb Fanfic Moments #2
1) "Niall just shared his food. ''Niall never shares food, he must really like you''
Please stop and rethink your entire life.
2) ''I think I recognized him from somewhere.. .’’
Oh I don’t know, maybe he’s in the biggest boy band in the world.
3) ''Say my name'' he growls '"say it"
What do you want her to say Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez
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What I learned from Fanfic's":
1) Spill your coffee on his shirt and he'll fuck you in a day.
2) Nando's is the only restaurant in the United Kingdom.
3) Louis eats carrot while pranking the boys in red pants and a striped shirt.
4) Eyes are not eyes, their orbs.
5) Original Characters don't have flaws.
6) Every father is abusive.
7) Harry's curls are made of edible chocolate
8) The Original Character is 15 and moves to London with a pp sensation she met yesterday.
9) If I take off my glasses I will look sexy.
10) Messy buns is the only hair style I obtain.
11) Call Liam dad or daddy not in bed.
12) After week you're in love.
13) Pop the 'p' and you'll get screws in the nearest place possible.
14) Five Pop stars that are 18 and from England + Ireland will love me for me.
15) Wink after every second.
16) Starbucks is the only coffee shop on the face of this planet.
17) If you blush you will look nice and cute