~A Romanoge-No, just a random long short fanfic~
~Written by CreativeImaginer (Aimee)~
Steve sighed heavily as his phone buzzed on the counter. He reached out and grabbed it, his eyes scanning the screen as a message popped out.
{Buck-O-Lantern (Bucky) joined the 'AVENGERS RANDOMLY ASSEMBLES' chatroom}
Buck-O-Lantern: HEY GUYS
Steve smiled a bit, rolling his eyes at his best friend before he started to text back.
Captain Dorito (Steve): Hey, Buck!
Birdman (Clint): Wtf guys it's like seven in the morning
Buck-O-Lantern: I thought the early bird gets the worm?
Birdman: Idc, go back to sleep
Buck-O-Lantern: Can't
Buck-O-Lantern: Just drank coffee
Birdman: omg y tho
Captain Dorito: I'm awake every five a.m. though...is that a bad thing?
Birdman: I don't even know how you manage to do that, steve
Captain Dorito: Just old habits.
Birdman: whatever. Im going to sleep.
Buck-O-Lantern: right, don't forget to put your phone into silent mode
Birdman: o, now you know how silent mode works
Buck-O-Lantern: HEY! WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Birdman: nothin
{Birdman exited the chatroom}
{Wiggle wiggle wiggle (Tony) has entered the chatroom}
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: hey guys, wassupppp?
Captain Dorito: The ceiling
Buck-O-Lantern: Nothing much
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: OMG STEVE
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: y tho
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: just y
Captain Dorito: What
Buck-O-Lantern: Lol I'm in the bathroom right now
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: WTF BUCKY
Captain Dorito: Oh my word
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: i did not need to know that
Buck-O-Lantern: omg chill guys, im just shaving
Buck-O-Lantern: on the closet that is
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: WTF how is that even possible
Buck-O-Lantern: 'Nothing is impossible'
Wigglw wiggle wiggle: ok okk instead of shaving
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: how bout you just get a fU*KING HAIR CUT
Captain Dorito: LANGUAGE!!!
Buck-O-Lantern: :((((( y u no liek mai hair doe
Captain Dorito: Tony apologize! You hurt Bucky's feelings!
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: bucky's fine, geez. But its tru. He needs a haircut, i mean liek-
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: I don't wanna have another thor with black hair, omg
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: also, i heard that a nearby barbershop has a discount on haircuts
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: it only lasts until next month
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: and dont use my credit card again
Buck-O-Lantern: awww why not
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: because you literally wasted one mil dollars on Asgard knows what you're buying
Buck-O-Lantern: but you let Thor use your credit card for poptarts!!!! :(
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: yea, cuz he wont beat me up like you and steve did
Buck-O-Lantern: right.
Buck-O-Lantern: and you ripped off my metal arm, wtf
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: just to be fair
Buck-O-Lantern: buck you
Captain Dorito: okay, guys. Can't we just get along with each other?
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: no
Buck-O-Lantern: oh, hell no
{Birdman has joined the chatroom}
Birdman: OMG GUYS
Buck-O-Lantern: what
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: what
Captain Dorito: What
Birdman: YOU COULD NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
Birdman: I SAW
Birdman: SPOODERMAN
Birdman: *Spiderman
Birdman: lol, sorry, autocorrect
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: wait thats it?
Birdman: bruh what did u expect from me
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: idk. Like the fact that Thor is eating all the poptarts
Birdman: yea but he's liek-
Birdman: climbing up the walls and windows
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: o, and btw, Bucky shaves while he's doing his business on the closet
Birdman: FZEKUFebKUBfKEAFGSUJRKGSUKNSRGILN
Birdman: OMG R U SERIOUS
Birdman: EW
Buck-O-Lantern: oh my gawd tony he does not need to know that
Birdman: ARE YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW?!?!?!
Buck-O-Lantern: .....................yes
Birdman: EW OMG GROSS I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK TO SLEEP AND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED BYE
{Birdman exited the chatroom}
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: lol wow
Captain Dorito: Well that escalated quickly
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: ikr
Buck-O-Lantern: UGH WHATEVER IM GONNA GO NOW.
Captain Dorito: Bye!
{Buck-O-Lantern exited the chatroom}
Captain Dorito: I have to go too, though. See you later, Tony!
{Captain Dorito exited the chatroom}
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: what
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: how could this happen to me
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: i made my mistakes
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: also
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
{Wiggle wiggle wiggle exited the chatroom}
Angry Green Cucumber (Bruce): what just happened
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Bonus scene:
Buck-O-Lantern: btw, steve, how do you use a razor?
Captain Dorito: I don't know
Buck-O-Lantern: so what exactly do you shave with?
Captain Dorito: I usually use my army pocket knife
Buck-O-Lantern: wait wtf isn't that like-
Buck-O-Lantern: dangerous?
Captain Dorito: says someone who tried to use a pocketknife to attack me
Buck-O-Lantern: hEY I WAS BRAINWASHED OKAY?
~~~
Bonus scene....again so deal with it-
Star (Steve): Bucky
Star: Bucky
Star: Bucky
Bucks (Bucky): what
Star: wanna go to Starbucks?
Bucks: lol ok
Bucks: when?
Star: Tomorrow?
Bucks: ok
Star: Also
Star: I have a question for you
Bucks: yea?
Star: why is there a broken car in your room
Bucks: oh
Bucks: lol that's a long story
Bucks: remember that tony said that he'll make a flying car but he never did?
Star: yea why?
Bucks: while you were on your mission in germany, i forced him to make one so he did and tried it out around the stark tower and crashed it into my room accidentally
Bucks: accidentally
Star: bucky no
Bucks: bucky yes
Bucks: wait a min what the hell are u doing in my room
Bucks:
Bucks: steve
Bucks: Steve
Bucks: STEVE
Bucks: oh my gawd what the hell if you touch my stuff, i bucking swear to Odin I will kill u
Star: oh really?
Star: with a pocketknife again?
Bucks: ohMYGAWD STEVE I TOLD YOU I WAS BUCKING BRAINWASHED GOSHDAMMIT OMG
~~~
Another Bonus Scene becuz why not
Captain Dorito: Nat
Lil' Red: Yes?
Captain Dorito: What does 'ILY' mean?
Lil' Red: I love you
Captain Dorito: I love you too, but seriously, what does it mean?
Lil' Red: Steve, no
Lil' Red: I meant that 'ily' means 'I love you'
Captain Dorito: oh
Captain Dorito: um
Captain Dorito: You still love me right?
Lil' Red: Always.
Captain Dorito: Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain Dorito: I love you so much
Captain Dorito: What does 'IDK' mean though?
Lil' Red: I don't know.
Captain Dorito: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Lil' Red: Steve, r u serious
Lil' Red: 'IDK' means 'I don't know'
Captain Dorito: oh
Captain Dorito: Oh
Captain Dorito: OH
Lil' Red: oh my gawd
Lil' Red: I can't-
Captain Dorito: Then what does 'KYS' mean?
Lil' Red: Kill yourself
Captain Dorito: NAT!!!
Captain Dorito: :'(((( I thought we had something special together!!!
Lil' Red: no sTEVE I FU*KING MEANT 'KYS' MEANS 'KILL YOURSELF' DAMMIT
Lil' Red: STTEEEVVVVEEEE
Lil' Red: I SWEAR TO ODIN
Lil' Red: OH MY GAWD
Lil' Red: IM SORRY ILYSM COME BACK TO ME BABE
Lil' Red: STEVE
Lil' Red: PLS
Lil' Red: IM SORRY
Captain Dorito: Sorry, I lost connection for a sec.
Lil' Red: what
Captain Dorito: what's 'ilysm'?
Lil' Red: oh my gawd steve pls wtf why what
~~~
Author's Note: I regret nothing :')
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. They rightfully belong to Marvel.