JESSE EISENBERG FACTS

By KRYPT0NKID

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in which rey gives you facts about the best dweeb in the galaxy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) More

introduction
Jesse blames editing
common fact
ocd
nightclubs & resturants
Adam
best actor
height
Lauren Bacall
Woody Harrleson & the zombieland screening
california
Kristen Stewart
Woody Harrelson & Kristen Stewart
bream gives me hiccups tv series?
cycling
sleepless in seattle
Jesse with guns
the spoils
justice league
glasses
pranks on set
"i don't feel glee or acomplishment"
fame & uncomfortablity
"is your mind closed?"
makeup
vomit
vegitarian
9/08/15
sisters
some postive feedback
Jesse Eisenberg, the Woody Allen fanboy
Woody Allen (again)
blu
Anne Hathaway
"Asher"
credits / roles
first kiss
five months late
aNdReW GaRFiElD
Jamey Eisenberg
new york uni
third Lex??
mom
mom & dad
a supporting and loving family, always on Jesse's side.
A+ social media knowlegde
Harvard
Sri Lanka
"I'm hoping to do several sequels..."
The Big Bang Theory
Kunal Nayyar
Jesse the (used to be) foster parent
busy schedule
mean cats
Sweet 16
Michael Cera
once i was four years older
the social network stats
the squid & the whale stats
23 days
the accidental billionares
Zombieland stats
thAT LAUGH
30 minutes or less stats
not a fun fact?
now you see me stats
no calm boi
"TAKE THE UNDERWEAR OFF"
abstinence
favorite magic trick
"great so can i"
"he's the best by far"
literally selfless lol
game of thrones
justin bartha
Schindler's List
music
mr truckles
religion
OCD part two
99 takes
Jesse Eisenberg as Jesse Eisenberg
famous birthdays . com
birthday
Asuncion
first lead role
some boys dont leave
gg
"i didn't know anything"
"what are you gonna miss?"
judgemental british
1999
not just a actor, thanks
thanks mom
Hallie tho ;)
16 again
fetus bream
Mark Albert is My Therapist
blue cover
superman birthright
weird PUBLISHED fact book???
"Jesse and I are genuinely friends."
youngling
despite the fact that i am the exact oppisate,
zombieland 2
jessup
simon vs james
u just got mugged
pLeAsE sTaNd uP
mainstream pop culture
head blanket
30 takes
95%
basketball
acknowledgments
273
8
comic-con
"dont make too many faces."
off-blue
"woody and i have a slightly different perspective"
4 days !!
queens
tomorrow !!
today !!!
holy rollers vs social network
cutie + meat & peanut butter = dogs !!
wonder woman !!!
seven auditons
96% vs 16%
standing in the rain
THAT TIME WHEN DEADPOOL AND LEX LUTHOR HUNG OUT
ITS HAPPENING
a chat with your local trash can : Cafe Society
50k ???! NEW LEX LUTHOR STORY
not my hands challange
$873.3
"one of us"
a chat with your local trash can : the social network
isla's biopick
"thanks, for inventing facebook"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSE!
VERY BIG ANNOUCEMENT
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
seth meyers !!
LITTLE KNOWN FACT !
sliiiide to the left
19
"its complicated"
"mom im famous!!"
j + l = me tho
illuminatI fInAlLy c0nFirMed
bromance,, back at it again
ambition ? is the word you're looking for?
what do YOU think ?
rare selfie
typical thirteen year old smh
father confirmed !
JL SPOILER

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