This was requested by ItsMeganElena~
I had no better title to name this one shot so I hope you get the metaphor tug-a-war relating into a love triangle...
Anyways, hope you enjoy :)))
You were currently experiencing on this thing called, 'love triangle'. And who loved you at the same time? That's none other than your good friends, Dazai and Chuuya. It hasn't been long since they both confessed to you. Dazai obviously confessed to you first, and then Chuuya came along after, declaring his love to you. And ever since that day, you were spun around like you were in a whirlpool between these two. They would just constantly fight over who you liked better.
"(F/N) chan~" Dazai whined as he spinned his spinny chair towards you as you sighed heavily.
"What is it this time, Dazai?" you asked a bit impatient.
"My lips are dry... Will you be my moisturizer??" he asked in a sweet tone, pouting. Of course you were used to this already because Dazai and Chuuya has both been bickering about each other for who takes you heart away and they decided to give affection to show it. You lifted your finger up, telling him to hold on as you ran your hand in your purse and pulled out a brand new chapstick.
"Here you go, you pervert. It's brand new so you can keep it. My treat." you smiled. Chuuya was watching you two in the distance and he could feel his jealously rise to the next level. And Dazai smirked at the short fancy hat which made him even angrier. You took out your own chapstick and popped the cap off as you applied it to your soft lips. Just when you were done with that, Dazai suddenly lunged forward and gave you a soft kiss, biting your bottom lip at the end.
"Heh, you're lips are sweet and soft that I don't even need a brand new chapstick~" he winked when he parted. You gasped and touched your lips, your cheeks burning.
"D-Dazai!! Y-You idiot!!!" you smacked the brunette's head lightly as Dazai laughed at you because you were a blushing mess.
"You asshole, Dazai. What a perverted move..." Chuuya muttered but he had a small grin on his face because his partner just got smacked by you.
"What's your problem? You would totally do that to (F/N) chan if you had the chance~" Dazai teased.
"W-What?! You bastard! Of course I won't do that because (F/N) chan won't like it!" Chuuya's face became redder by the second as he imagined himself kissing you, just like Dazai did.
"You're both perverts. Now shut up so I can finish my work." you swatted Dazai's hands away that was trying to reach to your hands as he grumbled in defeat.
The next day, Chuuya finally came back from his mission, covered in cuts and bruises. There was a huge cut across his cheek that had blood gushing out of it. You and Dazai stayed at Port Mafia while Chuuya went on the mission with Akutagawa.
"Chuuya! You look like a mess!" you gasped the moment you saw Chuuya's poor state.
"Nah, (F/N) chan. He's fine on his own." Dazai giggled as an irk mark popped up on Chuuya's head.
"Ignore him. Come to my office, Chuuya. I'll treat that wound for you." you got out of your chair as you headed into your own office. Chuuya couldn't help but to blush but his partner was not happy.
"I'll get her next time you chibi." Dazai growled.
"Hmph, I think I already have~" he swooned as he skipped his way to your office, leaving Dazai irritated as hell.
"Here, sit." you patted on the couch as you opened your first aid kit, taking out a few bandages. Chuuya sat patiently, but he was really nervous because he rarely got to sit next to you this close. You rinsed the gauze under a faucet as you put your warm hands on his cheeks. Chuuya's face immediately bloomed that the fact you had your soft hands on his cheeks and he loved it.
"Ok, this might sting but be strong." you smiled as you pressed the cold water onto his cheeks. Chuuya gritted his teeth a little from the sting. After that, you applied some medical products into the cut and lastly, you put a new clean gauze and put some tape over it to hold in place.
"There you go! Be more careful in missions, will ya?" you patted his shoulder and grinned.
"U-Um, thank you for everything..." he flushed, looking down and fumbled with his fingers.
"Anything for you, Chuuya." you said as you got up to put the first aid kit away until in a flash, Chuuya grabbed your sleeves and pulled you into his somewhat soft but chapped lips.
"P-Pick me, (F/N) chan. Don't pick that bastard, Dazai. He's the worst boyfriend in the whole universe. No one wants him. Although," Chuuya really hated to admit this but he said it anyways just for you. "If it makes you happy being with him, it doesn't matter to me. As long as your happy, I'm happy..."
Your heart melted to hear those kind words from the short male and it was such a cute sight to see when Chuuya was blushing so madly.
"Chuuya... I don't know if I can-"
"It's ok if you don't pick me. It's your choice." he grabbed your hand to squeeze it as he stood up and left the room, leaving you with a few choices.
You groaned as you fell back into your couch. 'God this is great. Two people who are in love with me and I just can't seem to choose...'
In the afternoon, you were sitting just outside of Port Mafia, staring at the beautiful river in front of you as you picked flowers. You were still contemplating on who to choose and you swore your brain could blow up any minute.
"(F/N) chan~ What are you up to?" Dazai's sing song voice rang through your ears as you quickly spun around to see his face close to yours.
You replied with a simple, "Nothing..."
"Aw, don't give me that cold shoulder!" he sat down beside you. "You can talk to me about anything. I'll always be here for you. That's what I'm here for!"
"I'm pretty sure you're not here just to comfort me. You're here because you have a job and that job is not to comfort me." you stated coldly.
"But since I love you, I'll do anything for you. I hope you don't think of me as just your boss."
"Tough luck, Dazai. Sorry."
"Well, as long as you think Chuuya as just another worker, fine by me~"
"You guys are so dumb... You both have me up in a tangled mess..." you grumbled angrily as you picked up a nearby flat stone and chucked it across the river, making it skip 4 times.
"Woah! You're good!" Dazai picked up another stone and threw it as it skipped 7 times.
'Why am I not even surprised... This man can do anything...' you thought.
"(F/N) chan. As long as you know that I love you. It's fine. You don't have to return the favor to me, although I would like you to. But it's your decision, and I won't pressure you." he suddenly had a flower crown in his hand as he placed it gently on your dome.
"S-Since when did you make a flower crown?!" you asked, astonished.
"Oh just a few seconds ago. It's not that hard!" Dazai grinned.
"Of course because your Dazai. You exceed in everything."
"That's why you should pick me." he winked.
You gave him a pouty look. "You loser..."
"OI." there was a sudden low growl from behind as you two shot your heads back to see Chuuya's pissed face.
"Oh, Chuuya! You're late~" Dazai smirked.
"You won't get (F/N) chan away from me, she's mine!" Chuuya stomped over as he sat down beside you, linking his arm into yours.
"Oh no you won't, she likes me better." Dazai started to link his arm into ours.
"She likes you better? Huh, my ass." Chuuya scoffed.
"Like you made any progress with her. You're too embarrassed to say that you love her!" Dazai retorted.
You were stuck in the middle with the two boys literally yelling in your ear and to be honest, it hurt. "Argh! For the love of everything, stop fighting over me!!" you screamed and that finally shut them up. They blinked in unison as they continued to blink at you. You rarely lose your cool, but today you did.
"I've been enduring both of your constant fight over me, I'm done!!" you grabbed a handful of grass and pulled them out of the ground and threw it at the two as you stomped your way back into your office, shutting the door behind you, as you fell onto the couch.
Now you've really done it. You really blew in a rage.
You loved both of them too much that it was frustrating for you to decide who you liked better. Why is love so complicated?
After a few minutes, you sat up and decided to go back to your workplace. The room went silent when you entered the room and you immediately laid your eyes on Dazai and Chuuya who looked at you with worry but quickly looked away. You sighed as you grabbed your jacket and decided to head home.
'Maybe it wasn't a good idea to yell at them like that... I know now that it was unnecessary to get mad at them... I mean, they didn't do anything wrong, right?' you thought until suddenly, you felt a strong force yank your left arm back behind your back and a tough hand was over your mouth, muffling your voice. You immediately realized that you were being attacked, possibly kidnapped so you used your spare arm which was your right and jabbed the person in the stomach as he fell down to the ground.
"Who the hell tries to attack me unexpectedly???" you panted as you turned around to look at the man but it was too dark to see. You felt a presence behind you creeping you up from behind so you spun around as you saw another figure and in a blink of an eye, all you saw was a needle and felt a sharp pain stabbing on the side of your neck as your vision turned black.
"Did we get her?" a man with a deep voice asked.
"Yeah. Success!" the man who stabbed you with the needle grinned evilly as he carried you and threw you into the back of the truck. The two man rushed up to the front seat and began driving.
"Now that we've got a Port Mafia member, we can probably sniff up some secrets behind them!"
"Yeah, yeah. It'll totally be great!"
They drove recklessly around the city night, carrying your unconscious state in the trunk. The two kidnappers were yammering about how they should celebrate after their work is over until the truck suddenly felt weightless. The engine became quiet as they could slowly feel themselves rise higher and higher.
"W-What the hell is this?!" the driver asked, pushing down the pedal, but the truck wouldn't budge. Suddenly, they heard a loud bump in front of the truck and they saw a small fellow wearing a hat, standing.
"Dazai! You better get your ass over here, I don't want to look at these creeps who kidnapped (F/N) chan that long!!" he yelled until they heard another sudden bump, and another man appeared next to Chuuya.
"W-Who the hell are you and what are you doing to our car?!" the man asked angrily.
"Chuuya."
"I know, dammit." Chuuya bent forward and punched the front glass, slowly making it shatter till it collapsed fully. He reached into the driver and grabbed his collar as he swung a forceful punch at him, making a tooth fly out of his mouth.
"Hurry up and go to the trunk, Dazai. She should be in there." Chuuya ordered.
"Roger that." Dazai winked as he hopped on the top of the truck and carefully opened the double doors in the back of the vehicle to reveal you, asleep with a rope tied tightly behind your hands and a towel around your mouth.
"My, my I can't believe they do such awful things to a beautiful young lady... This means more punishment." Dazai hopped in the back and released your hands free and untied the knot of the towel. You still remained asleep as Dazai carried you bridal style and hopped back on the top of the car with Chuuya just finishing up to beat the two men to a pulp.
"God, I hated this task. I'd rather save (F/N) chan then beat up these weak asses..." he dusted his hands, muttering a complaint.
"Well, you did lose to rock paper scissors after all~" Dazai teased.
"Tch! Whatever, I'm throwing these two back to the ground. Unless if you want to sit your suicidal ass down, go right on ahead."
"And leave (F/N) chan alone with you?? That can't happen on my watch~"
"Hmph. Thought you'll say that." Chuuya touched Dazai's shoulder to activate his ability, leaving the both of them floating in midair. Chuuya raised his arms in the air and at the same time, making the truck go higher up and he slammed his arms down. The two watched the white truck fall down in a inhuman fast speed, making a huge crash at the bottom.
"Did you give them extra pain like I told you to?" Dazai asked as they headed back to Port Mafia, finally back on the ground again.
"Yeah. I showed them no mercy."
"Good Chuuya."
Feeling your body sore and numb, your eyes fluttered open as you woke up to the two male, looking at you with their pale faces. You felt something freezing cold on your forehead as you touched it, only to feel an icepack.
You grumbled as you sat up, feeling groggy and like a mess. "What happened?? Why do I feel weird?"
"You were attacked by a few ruffians out in the middle of the night you see." Dazai said.
"And you were stabbed by a sleeping serum and thrown into a truck so we saved you." Chuuya answered. You blinked at them, feeling quite shocked.
"A-All that happened?? I swear, I wasn't feeling anything..." you muttered. The two male grabbed your hands and looked at you with a guilty look.
"Look, (F/N) chan. We're really sorry that we've caused you so many stress fighting over you." Dazai apologized. "But it's all Chuuya's fault. He started it all."
"Bastard!!" Chuuya shot him a glare until you burst out into laughter. Dazai and Chuuya looked at your laughing smile and couldn't help but to smile back.
"You guys are really the dumbest people I've met... But you know I can't choose who I like better. I love both of you." you brought them into a tight group hug and as kissed both of their foreheads. Chuuya blushed intensely as Dazai tried to steal another kiss from you, but you flicked his forehead.
"See? She kissed me first so she likes me better." Dazai started.
"Shut up you asshole. She gave me a special treatment that you'll never get." Chuuya smirked.
You just sighed but smiled. No matter how much of a dork they were, you still loved them equally.
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I love writing about love triangles, but I feel like it's hard to write because it's basically two guys fighting over you and you either have to love both of them or turn them both down, or pick one.
Which I cannot do.
But if you guys were to tell me which one I like better Dazai or Chuuya (and that I have to pick on only) I would most likely say Chuuya.
I like Dazai too, but my heart is more towards my Chuu-chan~