Reilin: TODAY, WE HAVE THREE DARES FROM _Tix-BloodWillFall_, livyredfox, and Nalii-Chan!
Natsu: Do any of them invlove me?!
Reilin: Not that I can think of!
Natsu: *sighs in relief and sinks into chair*
Reilin: Dare number one!
Reilin: Gray and Juvia have to go in the closet and do Seven Minutes in Heaven! :3
Juvia: *face goes red*
Gray: *sweatdrops*
Gray: *blushes in the slightest*
Reilin: hA
Reilin: I SAW THAT, ICE PRINCESS!
Gray: YOU ALWAYS SEE IT ;-;
Reilin: I have an eye for blushing~ ^u^
Reilin: *pushes them into the closet and closes it*
~seven minutes later~
Reilin: *opens the door*
Reilin: *eyes widen*
Reilin: *slams the door shut again*
Reilin: *leans against door and puts hand over chest* Sweet lord, they're tryna have a child!
Pretty much the entire guild: *burst into laughter*
Natsu: *snickers*
Mirajane: *giggles*
Reilin: *clears throat and squeaks*
~after what seems like an eternity~
Gray and Juvia: *walks out*
Reilin: SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
Gray: ... What?
Reilin: BOY, GIRL, OR TWINS?
Juvia: R-Reilin!
Reilin: YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME OPENING THE CLOSET BACK UP!
Reilin: M-m-moving on... *smiles nervously and blushes in idek what*
Reilin: Dare number two!
Reilin: Romeo and Wendy have to go on a date!
Romeo and Wendy: *shocked anime character gasp noise thing*
Romeo and Wendy: *blushing*
Reilin and Mirajane: *dreamy sigh* Ah, young love~!
The rest of the guild members: *sweatdrop* I don't think I'll ever understand those two...
~time skip brought to you by the matchmaker plotting of Rei and Mira~
Wendy: *skips to the café wearing the following outfit:*
Romeo: W-wow, Wendy! *blushes* You look great!
Wendy: Th-thanks... *blushes also*
Mira: *dressed as a waiter* *does the deepest voice she can* Hello! What a lovely young couple you two look like?
Romeo: O-oh, um... thank you!
Mira: Would you like to check our couples' special for today?
Romeo: *smiles* Sure!
Wendy: *silent and blushing even harder*
Mira: *accidentally lets out a squeal*
Wendy: *raises an eyebrow* That was kind of.. feminine, for a waiter...
Mira: *clears throat* Sorry. Pu- puberty, you know? *laughs nervously*
Reilin: *hiding behind a menu at a nearby table with Natsu and stifling laughter*
Poor Natsu: *confused*
Wendy: Oh... okay, sorry! *smiles apologetically*
Mira: It's no problem... *chuckles with a lot of nervousness* Now, may I take your orders?
Romeo: We'd like an order of the couples' special and... what would you like to drink, Wendy?
Wendy: *smiles* Just a lemonade, thanks!
Romeo: *nods* -and we'll have two lemonades.
Mira: Is that all?
Romeo: Yeah. Unless you want anything else? *looks at Wendy*
Wendy: *shakes head* No, I'm good.
Romeo: *looks at Waiter Mira and nods with a smile*
Mira: *smiles back and leaves*
Reilin: *accidentally squeals*
Wendy: That sounded a lot like...
Romeo: Rei? *nods in agreement*
Wendy: *nods* And now that I think about it... *sniffs* It smells like her, too. And also... Natsu?
Reilin: *hears this and panics* *snatches Natsu's cologne*
Natsu: H-!
Reilin: *punches Natsu in the stomach and knocks him out* *douses him and herself in cologne* *cringes at it*
Romeo: Are you sure?
Wendy: *sniffs again* *looks confused* No.. now it just smells like cologne. Lots of it, at that. Huh... maybe I just got paranoid or something.
Romeo: *looks nervous about the cologne comment*
Wendy: *giggles* Oh! About the cologne, it's not from you, silly!
Romeo: *sighs in relief and laughs with Wendy*
~timeskip to end of le fluff date*
Wendy: I had a good time today, Romeo. *smiles*
Romeo: Me, too, Wendy. *smiles and slips his hand into hers* We should do this again sometime.
Wendy: *shocked and blushing* Did you just... a-ask me to be your girlfriend?
Romeo: Well, it looks like I did. *chuckles*
Reilin: *in the process of carrying Natsu back to the guild* *stops and aww's at them* Romeo's learning how to be smoother as he goes along... they grow up so fast. *tear-fall of joy*
Romeo: *smol child frown* Do you.. not want to be?
Wendy: N-no! I- I mean yes! I- I mean- *takes a deep breath and exhales*
Wendy: *smiles at Romeo* Yes, Romeo, I'd love to be your girlfriend. *kisses his cheek*
Romeo: *thoughts: Success!*
~another timeskip~
Reilin: *trudges into the guild carrying Natsu bridal style* You'd think that in any circumstance, the guy would be carrying the girl heroically back to their destination! *drops Natsu onto a table and wipes sweat from forehead* You'd also think that with all the fightin' Natsu does, he'd burn off the weight from all that food he eats...
Happy: Now you know my pain!
Lucy: Rei, why did you have to carry an unconscious Natsu back to the guild? And why does it smile like - *sniffs* - cologne...?
Reilin: Long story... lemme tell ya... *passes out from tiredness*
Mira: *giggles like she knows stuff*
~~~
Reilin: *awake and refreshed* Okay, people, last dare for this one! Erza and Gray have to go in the closet!
Gray: 0.o
Erza: Alright, then! *throws Gray over her shoulder* Let's get this overwith!
Gray: H-hey!
Erza: *ignores his thrashing and walks into the closet*
~seven minutes later~
Gray and Erza: *walk out crying and hugging each other* I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU SO MUCH BETTER NOW, MAN!
Reilin: *snorts*
Gray: AND OH, REILIN, YOU POOR THING! *hugs Reilin and sobs*
Reilin: *awkwardly pats his back*
Reilin: *whispers to Mira* Who put the booze in there?
Mira: *giggles and shrugs*
Reilin: *after getting Gray to stop clinging to her and sobbing* Thanks for waiting this long, everyone! If you guys have any questions or dares for any of us, feel free to PM me, comment, or leave a message on my board! *waves*